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    Robber demands cash and hair extensions during salon stick-up

    DALLAS (NBC) -- An employee of Main Beauty Supply was caught off guard when a man robbing the Dallas, Texas store demanded hair extensions.
    Benitra Jackson said she was about to close for the night when a man wearing a mask burst into the store and, pointing a gun, demanded her and her manager to the floor.
    "He was just telling us to get down or he'll shoot," Jackson said.
    In surveillance video you can see the robber forcing the manager to the floor first, then turning on Jackson.
    "And then he threw me on the floor and told me to put the money in the bag. So I just threw the money in the bag then laid back down on the floor," she said.
    Jackson said she gave the robber all of the money in the register, but he wanted more.
    "He was just saying 'the change too,' cause he had kids," she said.
    After that, the robber had an even more unusual request -- hair extensions.
    According to a police reporter, Jackson told officers the man said, "My b**** needs some hair extensions, which are the best ones?"
    "I was like, really?" said Jackson. "I wanted to laugh, but something was going on and I was in shock. So I was like why are you asking me about the most expensive hair extensions? So I just grabbed any kind for him."
    Satisfied with the money -- and the hair -- the robber left.
    Jackson said she's thankful everyone's okay, but hopes to see the robber caught.
    When it comes to the hair extensions, Jackson is hoping for something else.
    "Well, I hope she doesn't like them," Jackson chuckled.
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    So sweet that he remembered his kids.

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    He sounds so thoughtful, thinking of his kids, & his "bitch" 's need for some hair, even demanding the best extensions! Charming!

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    This made me laugh.
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    Well, I watched Chris Rock's Good Hair. Extensions are expensive! His bitch needed them. What else was he supposed to do?

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    If you have a medium length of hair, medium hair, may be sending and receiving is a word does not matter to you, but not necessarily so. Often a woman's mind is not rational, for example, when you just like to see Black Lively in Gossip Girl seduce hockey team captain: a hand on the Martini bottle, waterfall-like blond casual loose on one side. Seems so attractive, and perhaps the head will pop out of this idea that hair belong to me "you have the reasons for human hair full lace wigs.
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    what.the.fuck?
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    Why'd you ban it? It had interesting visuals.
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    This thread proves hair is more important than mere law in Dallas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carmenrobert View Post
    If you have a medium length of hair, medium hair, may be sending and receiving is a word does not matter to you, but not necessarily so. Often a woman's mind is not rational, for example, when you just like to see Black Lively in Gossip Girl seduce hockey team captain: a hand on the Martini bottle, waterfall-like blond casual loose on one side. Seems so attractive, and perhaps the head will pop out of this idea that hair belong to me "you have the reasons for human hair full lace wigs.
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