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    Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase


    You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase.


    Or maybe just brave. Lewis D. Hostetler,17, of Cattaraugus County, N.Y., was spotted by police at 1 a.m. drinking beer in his buggy. He led the cops on a "short chase"ówe'll betóbut eventually pulled over in order to be arrested and charged with
    resisting arrest, second-degree obstructing governmental administration, unlawful possession of an alcoholic beverage with intent to consume by a person under age 21, failure to yield to an emergency vehicle, insufficient tail lamps and littering on a highway.
    Why do we tolerate the Amish, who are frequently trying to outrun the police and sext our children? The answer: Scrapple.






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    Looks like someone was enjoying their Rumspringa a little too much.

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    This isn't from the "Onion"??? Oy.
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    I was not involved in this.
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    The Amish really know how to live life on the edge!

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    Umm-is it snowing up there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I was not involved in this.
    Liar! We've all witnessed your abject and wanton lust through your immodest choice of dress!
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Liar! We've all witnessed your abject and wanton lust through your immodest choice of dress!
    I could touch myself to this comment.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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