Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

[witchcurlgirl]

Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase


You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase.


Or maybe just brave. Lewis D. Hostetler,17, of Cattaraugus County, N.Y., was spotted by police at 1 a.m. drinking beer in his buggy. He led the cops on a "short chase"—we'll bet—but eventually pulled over in order to be arrested and charged with

resisting arrest, second-degree obstructing governmental administration, unlawful possession of an alcoholic beverage with intent to consume by a person under age 21, failure to yield to an emergency vehicle, insufficient tail lamps and littering on a highway.

Why do we tolerate the Amish, who are frequently trying to outrun the police and sext our children? The answer: Scrapple.






Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

[BoogsBun]

Looks like someone was enjoying their Rumspringa a little too much.

[Brookie]

This isn't from the "Onion"??? Oy.

[VenusInFauxFurs]

I was not involved in this.

[aabbcc]

The Amish really know how to live life on the edge!

[McJag]

Umm-is it snowing up there?

[Just Kill Me]

I was not involved in this.

Liar! We've all witnessed your abject and wanton lust through your immodest choice of dress!
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[VenusInFauxFurs]

Liar! We've all witnessed your abject and wanton lust through your immodest choice of dress!

I could touch myself to this comment.

[Just Kill Me]

Then my purpose for existing is served!
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