Woman Admits To Somehow Stashing Stolen Mink Coat In Her Underwear

**witchcurlgirl** · June 21st, 2011, 03:54 PM

Yesterday a Minnesota woman pleaded guilty to one of the most mind-boggling crimes of our time. On New Year's Eve, police were called after a sales associate accused Stephanie Moreland of stealing a $6,500 mink coat from the Alaskan Fur Company. When they tracked her down, they found a hanger in her car but no coat. She was put in jail and questioned for three days, but police failed to notice she was holding the coat the entire time. Though she was searched for weapons, somehow Moreland managed to stash the coat in her underwear. An officer says:

"She had modified her underwear. She actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear and then stuffed it down the front."

Okay, that really doesn't clear anything up, so we're just going to imagine she distracted the officers by breaking into a performance of Mr. Burns' "See My Vest."

Woman Admits To Somehow Stashing Stolen Mink Coat In Her Underwear

**MohandasKGanja** · June 21st, 2011, 04:06 PM

Biggest merkin ever.

**VenusInFauxFurs** · June 21st, 2011, 04:25 PM

For all that, bitch should be able to keep it.

**darksithbunny** · June 21st, 2011, 05:12 PM

That is some might big pair of underwear! LOL

**Sunshine** · June 21st, 2011, 06:25 PM

OMG. Those undies have to be the size of a parachute. A fur coat is bulky.

**McJag** · June 21st, 2011, 06:28 PM

This makes no sense. A fur coat is a huge pile of fluff with a lining. Barbie size maybe.

**Sunshine** · June 21st, 2011, 07:19 PM

My mom has 2 fur coats. They were pretty awkward when folded and slightly heavy. One mink and one some other type. Both kind of smelled like dog. She got them at a Goodwill in the 1960's. We got to play in them as kids. Not much use for a fur where we lived.

**BBDSP** · June 21st, 2011, 07:22 PM

They might as well let her keep it. I don't think anyone is going to want it now.

**greysfang** · June 21st, 2011, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sunshine

My mom has 2 fur coats. They were pretty awkward when folded and slightly heavy. One mink and one some other type. Both kind of smelled like dog. She got them at a Goodwill in the 1960's. We got to play in them as kids. Not much use for a fur where we lived.

Well, I'm thinking this one smells more like kitty...

**twitchy2.0** · June 21st, 2011, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sunshine

My mom has 2 fur coats. They were pretty awkward when folded and slightly heavy. One mink and one some other type. Both kind of smelled like dog. She got them at a Goodwill in the 1960's. We got to play in them as kids. Not much use for a fur where we lived.

My mom had a mink coat given to her by a wealthy girl at her school who felt sorry for her and had assumed she was poor for no reason that my mom could ever figure out. We used it for dress up too. Made the most wonderful bear costume one Halloween. I think eventually we forgot it outside in the woods. I cannot imaging stashing that thing in my undies.