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    Default Woman Attacks Roommate Over Girl Scouts Thin Mints



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    Like so many of us, Naples, Fla. resident Hersha Howard is guilty of loving Girl Scouts Thin Mints cookies. She is also, according to Naples deputies, guilty of attacking her roommate, for taking her Thin Mints.

    Jasmine Wanke (the roommate) apparently gave the Thin Mints to Howard's children; this does not seem to have been an acceptable excuse to Howard, who allegedly "struck [Wanke] in the face," threatened Wanke with scissors, "picked up a board and struck" Wanke, bit Wanke "in the breast," and, after Wanke attempted to flee outside, perhaps as a kind of grand finale, "picked up a sign and struck Wanke with it several times."

    Some of you reading this are likely shocked; others of you are nodding along and thinking, "this is what happens when you take someone's Thin Mints."

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    Meh Thin Mints, now if bitch gave my own kids my Samoas...it's ON!
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    I'm nice. I shared my Thin Mints this year. My Thanks-a-lots, however, I would throw down for.
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    Thin mints is serious bizness, yo.
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    Jasmine Wanke
    Now that's funny.

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    MontanaMama, you tried the Samoan cookie ice cream? Now that's to kick ass over! (Thin Mint ice cream is awesome too.)
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    Girl Scout cookies are serious business. No one comes between me and my Caramel Delights.
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    Peanut butter patties - touch them, and your family will be lonely without you.
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    The roommate must have been suicidal. Nobody messes with a person's Girl Scout cookies and skates. She had it coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Now that's funny.
    I know. Had me snickering like Beavis!
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    "These go in the FREEZER!" *boob smack*
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    Am I the only person who does not order even one damn box per year? And avoid those effing little girl scouts like the plague when they set up their little tables outside every damn grocery store in town? Bullshit. You ALMOST can't escape the little bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    MontanaMama, you tried the Samoan cookie ice cream? Now that's to kick ass over! (Thin Mint ice cream is awesome too.)
    I have thus far managed to avoid it. Although it does holler at me every time I'm in the grocery store.

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    Am I the only person who does not order even one damn box per year? And avoid those effing little girl scouts like the plague when they set up their little tables outside every damn grocery store in town? Bullshit. You ALMOST can't escape the little bitches!
    You have some willpower to avoid Samoas, they're like a siren song to me.
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    SAMOAS!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Am I the only person who does not order even one damn box per year? And avoid those effing little girl scouts like the plague when they set up their little tables outside every damn grocery store in town? Bullshit. You ALMOST can't escape the little bitches!
    On my honor I will try to serve God my country and mankind and to live by the girl scout law!!!

    Now buy some cookies from me or else!!

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    I've never had girl scout cookies, I guess they must be really good.

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