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    Police search for Moron

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    AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

    Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.

    Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.

    If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152. (I'd be calling the cops all damned day!)


    9NEWS.com | Denver | Colorado's Online News Leader | Police search for Moron

    Look what I saw when I logged onto the news to check the traffic, LMFAO!
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    Love the thread title.
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    How did that guy find someone to marry him anyway? Who would want to become Mrs Moron?

    Reminds me of that other headline over the sprinter Tyson Gay:

    Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix | Mediaite

    I had some good laughs with the CNN scrolling texts when he was competing

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    Loves it!

    If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police

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    Moron still at-large

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    Web Staff Denver News Center 12:23 p.m. MST, January 21, 2011

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    AURORA, Colo. -- Aurora Police continue to search for a man wanted on several felony charges for allegedly beating his wife.

    Joseph Moron, 35, is wanted for stalking, 2nd degree kidnapping, 2nd degree assault and 1st degree burglary.

    Arrest warrants were issued earlier this week.

    Police say he has a history of violence, which includes attacking his wife who has a permanent restraining order against him. He has been known to frequent the area of Buckley Rd. and Iliff Ave.

    Moron is 5’9”, 205 lbs. with brown hair and brown eyes.

    Anyone with information as to his whereabouts is asked to call police immediately.

    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-aurora...,7051488.story
    This story is still killing me.
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