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    Default Re: Spam trend: what do you get in your junk email?

    Quote Originally Posted by Corsair View Post
    Usually investment stuff (ya I'm gonna invest with you, with your bogus e-mail address). And enlarge your penis/viagra ads. I don't have a penis thanks.
    That's why you need to enlarge it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    That's why you need to enlarge it!
    OH NO don't say that! I've seen pics of that wrestler chick that did steroids and grew a mini penis. NOW I'VE GOT VISUAL!!!!!!! *gack*
    Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.

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    Default Re: Spam trend: what do you get in your junk email?

    The most recent spout of spam in my junk mail involves an incredibly large number of people finding nude pics of their mothers online. Like anyone who finds nudies of their mom is going send a link to the masses so everyone can see. Who falls for this crap?

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    Default Re: Spam trend: what do you get in your junk email?

    mostly porn, viagra, mortgage loans,school loans, surveys..all kinds of crap..i hate it

    just the other day i got a fake nike email...the new nikes that you can use your ipod with....the email looked really good too...couldnt tell it was a fake until i put the cursor over the link and it was some ukranian junk

    i get alot of spoof ebay and paypal ones also..telling me my account has been suspended or that someone sent me payment and i havent sent the item...obviously i know those are fake since i dont sell anything on ebay..i only buy

    before i click on any link in an email i put the cursor over it to see what the name of the link is

    oo and i get ones telling me that i am an heir to millions of dollars in africa..considering im dutch and polish...i dont think i have any african relatives
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    I was just checking my email and found tons of these weird junk mails saying "add me to your msn messenger."

    i think you are hot please add me to you msnmessenger my name there is
    emilyhotyoga


    Hola (emilia vivo en Buenos Aires Belgrano mi messenger es éste ó
    mariosanh@hotmail.com me gustas mucho sos muy dulce me encantaría que me
    escribieras y quizas nos encontremos....
    Te beso dulcemente
    Mario
    Here's another

    Yes I do have pictures do you? I'll send you one if you send me one OK.
    Rech me on msn messenger at expressnatalie .
    More of this stuff

    Nice to hear from you regarding my photo you saw! Not sure where you did
    see it but no matter, would be delighted to echange a chat and maybe swap a
    few pics and see where it all ends up.
    Am fascinated that you contacted me and of course would very much like to
    see a pic or two, or 300 of you too!
    So come back or I,ll keep an eye out for you in msn, which you will be
    added to!
    I'm in emilyflush would love to get together and maybe share a couple of
    drinks, do some crazy things and maybe even an outdoor or indoor shoot
    (pictures) to see if we can produce something that maybe matches your
    fantasies!
    Attaching another pic that you may like and hope it persuades you to send
    some in return!
    My msn messenger is emilyflush
    Natalie
    HI,

    I THINK YOU'RE GORGEOUS, CAN YOU CONTACT ME ON MSN MESSENGER PLEASE?
    MY NAME THERE IS EMILYHOTBED

    SEE YOU
    HI IM 20 HOW OLD YOU CAN MSN MESSENGER ME AT FUNGIRLNOW I THINK YOU"RE HOT
    .. OK BYE

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    I think the funniest ones I get either promise an increase in semen volume by 685% (why a man would want to make that much goo in each shot I don't know) and very weird porn. Once got one that had imbedded photos advertising a senior citizen porno site, not tasteful nudes or well preserved seniors but wrinkly, tits hanging like bananas, asses like pudding adult diaper wearing seniors. Ugh!

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    Offers of Filipino women to be my wife. I am female, and not sure why UI would need this.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Mostly penis enlargement stuff
    Fake news from banks where I have no account (we need your PIN because of... )
    porn, porn, porn ...

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    Ive been getting lowering your mortgage rate, meet singles in your area, and the usual Porn.

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    Ive had a few lonely Russian ladies looking for husbands, Rolex watch replica's, cheap online Meds, Penis enlargements, and hott teen sex, ive managed to tweak my filters enough to get it mainly to go to my junk now, but every now and again theres the odd one that slips through!!

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    I get told I've won the lottery. Bastards - how dare they get my hopes up

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    I've gotten 5 of the same investment crap spam mails.


    Dear Christian Ammeter,
    Thank you for your interest in receiving the fund prospectuses for your Investment Strategy Recommendation online. Please log in now to view the prospectuses and confirm their delivery.
    If you do not access these prospectuses through the link provided in this e-mail and click "I Agree" to the Electronic Delivery Agreement within the next 24 hours, paper versions will be mailed out to you right away.
    As always, we appreciate your business. If you have any questions, please contact your Portfolio Advisory ServicesSM representative at 1-800-544-9371 Monday-Friday, between 8 a.m.-8 p.m. ET.
    Sincerely,
    Andus D. Baker
    Senior Vice President
    Portfolio Advisory Services

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    I've suddenly gone from receiving 20 spam e-mails a day to none. My guess is that they were all from the same source and the spammer has been shut down.

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    I got some more of that add me to your messenger ones. Why do they assume I'm male and also good looking/sexy ( )?



    please get in touch with me on msnmessnger only rightbecky @ hotmail . com
    you are a very gook looking man that i want to party with

    hello sexy man you want to party i wil only be on msn messnrger only!
    beckyyear@hotmail.com

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    A-ha!

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for my condition, but to
    make sure you help in completing my vision and mission. I am Mrs.Theodora
    Smith , Age 62,a trade merchant in Western Europe. I woman with Deadly
    disease. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and i am advised
    by my doctor to go for a surgical operation in the next few hours from now
    and also know that my husband died some years ago in a ghastly motor
    accident in Glasgow, Scotland, U.K on his way to transacting official
    business, that is the only man whom i love so much in my entire life.

    Though, I was never generous, and only focused on my business as that was
    the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that
    there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in
    the world. Now that I have willed and given most of my Property / Estates
    to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close
    friends. I have decided to give also to charitable organizations, as I
    want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have
    distributed funds to some charitable organizations in Asia continent,
    Europe and some countries in Africa.

    Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
    anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
    distribute the funds which I have there to charitable organizations in
    Bulgaria, India and Iraq they refused and kept the money to themselves.
    Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contend with
    what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows about,
    expect my Lawyer, this huge cash deposit of $3,360,550.00 USD that I have
    with a Bank abroad.

    I will want you to make claims of this deposit and dispatched it to
    charitable organizations you know about that need financial help and I
    also set aside 30% for you and your time, during this Great task and this
    30% you will receive after you have made claims of the funds from the Bank
    and You will also need to travel to the Bank were the funds is been
    deposited to make claims of this funds personally, alternatively you can
    arrange with the Bank on how you will be able to receive the funds without
    you traveling down.

    I wish you all the best and be of good trust to my last wish/will and
    please use the funds well and always extend the Good work to others.
    Contact my lawyer and tell him that I have Will $3,360,550.00 USD to you
    as my beneficiary for a specific and Good work and know that my lawyer is
    in possession of all the documents you need to carry out claiming
    procedures with the Bank were the funds are currently deposited, please be
    inform that I got your contact information's from Internet email database
    after a successful search.

    My Lawyer Contact Information below:



    Remained blessed,

    Truly Yours Belove Sister,

    Mrs.Theodora Smith.


    NB: Do not write back to me for there is no way i can attend to your mail,
    so i advise that you contact my lawyer for prompt response on how you will
    carry out this vision and mission for me and do not jeopardize it, if you
    know fully well that you cannot carry out this task for me do not contact
    my lawyer.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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