You put Britney's shaved head to shame
Tori Amos
I'm a motherfucker and sell candles
Who are you, anyway?
Ron Howard
I love how down to Earth you are!
Mischa Barton
What's up with your mouth?
Nicole Kidman
You have no charisma and your face looks like a fruitbat.
Chyna?
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Can I see ya dick?
Janet Jackson (pfftt, don't ask me why, it's just the first name to pop into my head)
How are your clothes holding up?
Ashley Tisdale.
You've matured into a wonderful adult.
Christian Bale
Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...
I am SO excited I got CBale as my one...
In fantasy, I'd probably bat my eyelashes and sex it up, possibly flirt and ask him what he did to get his body as fit as it was for American Psycho/Batman.
In reality it would probably be more like this:
"OMG OMG OMG...fffffffffffffff....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"
Robert Pattinson
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
I'm sorry you chose death over life, please come back and kill your wife instead. No really, do it. For all of us.
Katie Holmes
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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