'I'm trying so hard to find you as amusing as everyone else seems to think you are.'
Kate Winslet
'I'm trying so hard to find you as amusing as everyone else seems to think you are.'
Kate Winslet
You're talented and beautiful, and I'm glad you didn't follow the sickly thin trend.
Marilyn Manson
You had sex with Rose and Dita, I hate you
Pink.
I like your music and your love of dogs
Perez Hilton
Depends are your friend.
Chris Meloni
Have you ever wanted to make out with Mariska?
Anne Hathaway
You're a bugged eyed freak!
Dave Matthews?
Hey, what's up ? ( he looks really ''Relax'' )
Gwen Stefani
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe
How do you keep your hair healthy with all that extreme bleaching?
Hillary Clinton
"So Guy's a dud fuck, eh?"
Leonardo DiCaprio
"Do you really still drunk dial Gisele Bundchen??"
Anne Hathaway
I like the Kathy Griffin to Mary-Kate Olsen (at least in her stand up act):
"What's up, fatass?"
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
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