What would you say to a celebrity.....

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 31st, 2007, 10:06 AM

Ray, does the toupee itch in summer, mate?

George Michael

**Soth** · March 31st, 2007, 10:11 AM

Keep it in your trousers mate.....o yeah, wanna do a line...

Shelly Long

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 31st, 2007, 10:17 AM

Do you ever want to go where everybody knows your name? Oh and did you bang Ted Danson?

Mike Tyson

**Soth** · March 31st, 2007, 10:19 AM

Does it taste like chicken

James Masters

**lisalucy69** · April 29th, 2007, 04:33 PM

you are quite handsome.

Conan O'Brien

**McJag** · April 29th, 2007, 10:48 PM

How much hair gel do you use daily?

Tiger Woods

**mark1260** · May 23rd, 2007, 10:34 PM

yes well...aha...

**Honey** · June 4th, 2007, 07:35 PM

Tiger- Can I have some of your money?

La Lohan

**Penny Lane** · June 11th, 2007, 09:03 AM

So.. does Firecrotch derive solely from the color or is there something funky going on down there we deserve to know about??

Brandon Davis

DitaPage* · June 11th, 2007, 09:15 AM

"I think George Bush would be interested in you... for your oil of course.

haha.

(Isn't he heir to an oil company or something? how ironic!)

Ashlee Simpson

**RevellingInSane** · June 12th, 2007, 09:35 PM

You've changed your whole face to be more attractive, now what are you going to do about acquiring talent?

Tom Cruise

DitaPage* · June 13th, 2007, 06:18 AM

you're not fooling anyone

Cameron Diaz

**Honey** · June 15th, 2007, 12:46 AM

Why do you look so shit these days?

Michael Jacko

**DontMindMe** · June 16th, 2007, 02:41 AM

If I punched you in the nose, would you feel it?

Johnny Depp

**lisalucy69** · June 16th, 2007, 11:35 PM

The older you get, the more attractive you have become to me, both inside and out.

Chris Rock

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