Ray, does the toupee itch in summer, mate?
George Michael
Ray, does the toupee itch in summer, mate?
George Michael
Keep it in your trousers mate.....o yeah, wanna do a line...
Shelly Long
Do you ever want to go where everybody knows your name? Oh and did you bang Ted Danson?
Mike Tyson
How much hair gel do you use daily?
Tiger Woods
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
yes well...aha...
Tiger- Can I have some of your money?
La Lohan
So.. does Firecrotch derive solely from the color or is there something funky going on down there we deserve to know about??
Brandon Davis
"I think George Bush would be interested in you... for your oil of course.
haha.
(Isn't he heir to an oil company or something? how ironic!)
Ashlee Simpson
You've changed your whole face to be more attractive, now what are you going to do about acquiring talent?
Tom Cruise
Why do you look so shit these days?
Michael Jacko
If I punched you in the nose, would you feel it?
Johnny Depp
The older you get, the more attractive you have become to me, both inside and out.
Chris Rock
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