trying to find the expiration date on this whole Reese dating contract...
Pamela Anderson
trying to find the expiration date on this whole Reese dating contract...
Pamela Anderson
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Doing drugs while thinking of the next douchebag she can marry next
Evan Rachel Wood
banging marilyn manson while wearing a black wig
(Hey, this really happens, there was a blind item about it)
Kate Hudson
hopefully cutting Ryder's Hair
Jean Claude Van Damme
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
sticking a boner in someone's face on Peruvian television
Steven Seagal
The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetters Club:
A place for internationally minded celebrity haterz to come together in peace and harmony
trying to lift his leg to kick but his gut gets in his way
Sylvester Stallone
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
pooping in hotel showers
Kevin Costner
The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetters Club:
A place for internationally minded celebrity haterz to come together in peace and harmony
touching himself probably
David Caruso
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Still sitting around with an inflated ego
Jennifer Garner
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Practicing her old "Alias" moves for whenever Affleck goes out of line
William Shatner
trying to fit into his TJ Hooker costume
Tina Turner
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
Paying it foward and beating the shit out of her boyfriend.
Axl Rose
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
He's putting some finishing touches on Chinese Democracy and making an appointment to get some more botox.
Lara Flynn Boyle
trying to block banging David Spade from her memory..
Richard Simmons
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
sweatin' to the oldies...old men, that is
Lil' Kim
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