Mariah
Alanis Morissette or Jewel
Mariah
Alanis Morissette or Jewel
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Jewel - could use her teeth as a can opener in case some goods washed up.
Melissa Etheridge or Ellen Degeneres
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Missy (I adore Ellen, but Missy is from my home town)
Katherine McPhee or Jennifer Hudson
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Last week I would have said Jennifer, this week I'll have to go with Katherine...
Bob Saget or Dave Coulier???
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Dave
Sharon Stone or Demi Moore
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Demi
Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert
Scarlett Johansson
Mickey Rourke or Mickey Rooney
Rooney
Shirley Temple or Dakota Fanning
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Shirley Temple
Alfalfa or Buckwheat?
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Alfalfa
Tom Brady or Peyton manning
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Peyton...
Troy Aikman or Dan Marino?
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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Troy
Clive Owen or Hugh Grant
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Hurley
Matt LeBlanc or Matt Perry?
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