Marry, Boff, or Kill a Celeb

**Mira** · February 10th, 2007, 08:41 AM

Hugh Grant-boff
Renee Zellwhatever - kill (put her out of her misery)
Pierce Brosnan - marry

Maria Menounos
Nancy O'Dell
Billy Bush

**Dean James** · February 10th, 2007, 12:56 PM

Maria Menounos- Boff
Nancy O'Dell- Kill (after she has the baby)
Billy Bush- Marry

Sean Connery
Harrison Ford
Paul Newman

**pinklilycat** · February 10th, 2007, 12:59 PM

Hmmmmm..
Sean Connery - kill (misogynist pig!)
Paul Newman - bang again and again!
Harrison Ford - marry

Kate Moss
Claudia Schiffer
Naomi Campbell

**Aella** · February 10th, 2007, 01:04 PM

Kate Moss-boff
Naomi Cambell-kill, from a safe distance
Claudia Schiffer-marry. Yawn.

Vin Diesel
Steven Seagal
Sylvester Stalone

**Dean James** · February 10th, 2007, 01:26 PM

Vin Diesel- marry. We can share boytoys
Steven Seagal- kill. By and large useless.
Sylvester Stalone- boff. He can't get it up anyway, too many steroids.

Michael Musto
Trent of Pink is the New Blog
Perez Hilton

DitaPage* · February 10th, 2007, 03:29 PM

Michael Musto-bang
Trent of Pink is the New Blog-marry
Perez Hilton- KILL (of course!)

Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Kate Winslet

**Aella** · February 10th, 2007, 03:47 PM

Cameron Diaz-kill
Drew Barrymore-marry (I have such a girl crush on her, she could easily go in the 'boff' category, but she seems like the type of person I'd like to spend time with)
Kate Winslet-boff

Fiona Apple
Tori Amos
PJ Harvey

DitaPage* · February 10th, 2007, 04:02 PM

PJ Harvey- kill
Fiona Apple- bang
Tori Amos- MARRY

Elvis
Marilyn Monroe
James Dean

**pinklilycat** · February 10th, 2007, 04:18 PM

Ooh, they're all so good!
Elvis - boff, though I'd do them all to be honest!
James Dean - kill, for no other reason than I HAVE to pick one of them!
Marilyn - marry. I'd look after her.

Kate Hudson
Liv Tyler
Steven Tyler

**sherbear905** · February 10th, 2007, 04:23 PM

Kate Hudson-boff, I think tiny titties are so adorable
Liv Tyler-marry, she's lovely and seems peaceful
Steven Tyler-kill, but that would be so hard, being my father-in-law 'n stuff..

Will Ferrell
Sasha Baron Cohen
Jon Heder

DitaPage* · February 10th, 2007, 04:23 PM

Will Ferrell- marry
Sasha Baron Cohen- kill
Jon Heder- bang

(ugh, i dont like any of those choices!)

Dita Von Teese
Kate Moss
Christina Aguilera

**Dean James** · February 10th, 2007, 04:59 PM

Dita Von Teese- Marry, take her mind off Marilyn and we can share clothes
Kate Moss- Kill.
Christina Aguilera- Boff, now that's she's out of her drrrty phase.

John Cusack
Cary Elwes
Brandon Fraser