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Thread: Marry, Boff, or Kill a Celeb

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    I'm a dude but here's my reasoning:

    Marry Kirk Douglas because he'll be dead in 5 months
    Kill Richard Simmons because that's impossible
    Boff Gene Simmons because of the tongue

    Carrot-top
    Joe Pesci
    Jack Black

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    Kill Carrot Top

    Marry Joe Pesci

    Begrudglingly fuck Jack Black (while under the influence of GHB)


    Courtney Love
    Mariah Carey
    Tara Reid

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    Kill Courtney
    Boff Tara
    Marry Mariah

    Jessica Alba
    Reese Witherspoon
    Kim Kardashian

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    Marry: Paul Walker
    Boff: Robert Buckley
    Kill: Ann Coulter
    "the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SummerSwelter View Post
    Kill Courtney
    Boff Tara
    Marry Mariah

    Jessica Alba
    Reese Witherspoon
    Kim Kardashian
    Marry Kim
    Boff Jessica
    Kill Reese


    Paris Hilton
    Lindsay Lohan
    Hayden Pantyair

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    Marry Hayden
    Boff... Paris
    Kill Lindsay

    Jude Law
    Brad Pitt
    TomCruise

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    Kill Tom
    boff Jude
    Marry Brad

    Rosie O'Donnell
    Star Jones
    Barbara Walters

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    Ewwwwwwwwwww.

    Kill Star.
    Boff Rosie.
    Marry Baba Wawa.

    Laura Bush
    Jenna Bush
    Sophia Bush

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    Kill Laura
    Boff Jenna
    marry Sophia

    Clint Howard
    Steve Buscemi
    The geezer who plays Dumbledore

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    Hmmm, difficult!

    Boff Steve
    Marry Clint
    Kill Michael Gambon (Dumbledore)...just because he is the oldest of the three.

    The X Files Edition!
    David Duchovny (Mulder)
    Gillian Anderson (Scully)
    William B Davis (Cigarette Smoking Man/Cancer Man)

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    Why did this thread die, it's fun!

    So, I'm resurrecting it...

    Marry David
    Boff Gillian
    Kill William


    Mickey Rourke
    Brad Pitt
    Sean Penn

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    Marry Brad
    Boff Mickey
    Kill Sean

    Anne Hathaway
    Angelina Jolie
    Kate Winslet

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    Marry Kate Winslet
    Boff Angelina.. duh!
    Kill Anne Hathaway

    Beverly Hills edition:

    Jennie Garth
    Shannen Doherty
    Tori Spelling

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    Marry Jennie Garth
    Boff Shannen Doherty
    Kill Tori Spelling (sorry, I can't have sex with a camel)

    Joan Rivers
    Paris Hilton
    Britney Spears
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Disgusting list...

    Marry: Britney
    Boff:Joan
    Kill: Paris


    Jeffrey Dean Morgan
    Javier Bardem
    Robert Downey Jr.

    "Tão estranho carregar uma vida inteira no corpo, e ninguém suspeitar dos traumas, das quedas, dos medos, dos choros."
    Caio Fernando Abreu

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