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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I'd rather make love to a packet of organic baby carrots.
    Those little carrots are better anal sticks, probably. Matter of fact..this would be buttloads better than either of those two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I'd rather make love to a packet of organic baby carrots.
    If you did that you'd give birth to a baby carrot top 9 months later.

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    OK next one....

    Talk about being stuck between a drunk and an orange place. Which one of these beauties would you hook up with, if you had to. . .

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    If You Had To... Nick Nolte
    Joey Buttafuoco

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    EWW. If I had to, I'd go with Nick Nolte, just because Buttfucker is a maggoty slimeball. I'd still need to join Britters in the psych ward afterward. Hook me up to a thorazine drip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empress_of_Naboo View Post
    my vagina just died

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    I would have to say Nick Nolte. He may look crazy and be a drunk, but Joey Butta-sicko is a vile, disgusting, low-life piece of trash who makes me sick.

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    Oh my God, I just turned straight!
    "I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."

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    This thread needs a mental-health warning. It's sick, making us choose! Ick ick ick.

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    I'd say Bonaduce because then after it was over I could knock him out and run away with some of his stuff and then go try and pawn it off somewhere!

    The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.

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