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    Tommy Lee

    Jessica Simpson could be the town idiot.

    Well so could Shari Shepard.

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    Kanye West...Mayor

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    How about Laura Bush -Hicksville librarian with one book - the bible!

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    Definatley Dubya for Prezadent of Hicktown!

    As for Village Idiot - I think there may be some tough competition for that title...not in the least from Dubya!

    I nominate Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus (and the rest of their family) as residents of Hicktown, too!

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    The Lohan mother could be the local hooker.

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    Tom Cruise definently belongs there.
    "Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers."

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    Miley Cyrus needs to be an officer or something. She's one of the biggest hicks I've seen. Her groupie mom, too... the whole family is total white trash.

    Also, Carrie Underwood. Kellie Pickler. Angelina Jolie and her brother/fuck-buddy.

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    David Banner is Sheriff?
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    The entire Lohan Family.

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    Bret Michaels owns a strip club in this town. His all-star strippers are Heidi Montag, Pamela Anderson, CoCo, and Brooke Hogan.

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    I'm going to throw in the entire Palin family, as the resident hypocritical Bible thumpers.

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