Mike Tyson and Ann Coulter
^lol! Man I'm tired of his commercials already.. A pigeon..
Heather Locklear and Gallagher
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Spencer Pratt and Barbara Walters
"I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."
Sarah Palin and Vladimir Putin (maybe they could build a house rightinthemiddle of the Russia/Alaska thingie).
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Zachary Quinto and Ali Lohan.
"A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce
Patrick Stewart and Charo.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Hugh Laurie and Lady Gaga.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
chris brown & any woman who isn't a masochist
" We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s."
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