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  1. January 5th, 2008, 02:18 AM #1
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    I have nothing against redheads, or "gingers" as some folks call them. Honest. But these two are not doing that group any favors. You know the drill, for some mysterious reason, if you had to do the horizontal mambo with one of these two, who would you choose? (And no, "cyanide" is not an option.)


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  2. January 5th, 2008, 11:37 AM #2
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    I would rather have sex with a power drill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten89 View Post
    I would rather have sex with a power drill.
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    uuuum, unfortunately I don't recognize the guy on the right but I...choose him...excuse me while I go barf...
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    I'd rather take a life-long vow of celibacy.
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    ok i'll take the step and give an answer. danny would be the answer. because he's actually intelligent. sex would be over in 1 minute (if that long) and then we could talk.
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    Please can I have that cyanide or at least brain bleach??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Algernon View Post
    uuuum, unfortunately I don't recognize the guy on the right but I...choose him...excuse me while I go barf...
    Danny Bonaduce; the Partridge kid grown up.


    I'd pick Carrot Top and the only reason is because Danny is only like 5'4 and I don't sex up the midgets.

    They are both gag worthy, though
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    I'm a lesbian now, sorry
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    The guy on the right isn't that gross (I guess ) compared to Carrot top anyways
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    What is the third choice? Either of them or.... ? Death? Hmmmm
    * pondering *
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    How about that other one Horatio whatshisrealname from CSI Miami? I'd probably do him, maybe.
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    Eww. I'll be brave and answer this. The ONLY way I'd do the dirty with either one of these men is if it were up to me to propagate the species after a nuclear explosion.
    I choose Carrot Top, because I think Bonaduce is a lunatic.
    With that being said, I would take a piece of tape and cover his mouth so he doesn't ruin it with his crappy jokes. Then, I would place a dark bag over his head, to insure that I can't even see his silhouette.
    I would also have to be very, very drunk.
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    Both. At the same time.

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