Game: Celebrities Who Deserve Each Other

[collateral damage]

I was reading the thread on Lee Ann Rhymes and I was thinking of all the scankalicious people out there who basically deserve each other. So I thought I'd try to give my yenta matchmaking skills a whirl. Please help match up the sewage.



Jon Gosselin and Tiger Woods should just tag team and change their names to Hans and Frans or something. Don't they look like a match made in heaven?

[collateral damage]

I was quite proud of this. Took me a while to make it, but it just got lost in the shuffle. Is one effort at bumping ok?

[Pippin]

Tiger Woods enjoys women -- why not pair him with Michelle Duggar? If she ends up pregnant, she won't complain.

As for Lee Ann Rhimes, we can throw Jim Bob Duggar at her. I think that the little harlot needs some ol' time religion!

I think that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes deserve each other.