November 9th, 2007, 12:33 AM
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November 8th, 2007
Jewel at the CMA Awards (11/7)
Celebslam
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November 9th, 2007, 12:34 AM
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i think the dressed schmooshed them odd. i always stare at her snaggle tooth
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November 9th, 2007, 12:46 AM
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She's very pretty, but those tits look just awful! Totally bizarre. 
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November 9th, 2007, 12:52 AM
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What the hell? I always thought her boobs were real and bigger than that, whats going on here?
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November 9th, 2007, 01:39 AM
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^^ exactly i always thought they were a lot bigger than that. Weird, im so confused
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November 9th, 2007, 02:08 AM
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Something has gone awfully wrong and awry!!!
She never had those before!
Maybe she got implants a long time ago and with age and weight loss, this travesty is what happens?
Anyways, someone tried to camouflage whatever is wrong--check out the obvious makeup contouring around her boobs in the original pic. AWKWARD!!
*edit: wait, this one looks like it's an old pic of her early years and she's flat:
Maybe she just had the implants removed, and that's why they look all saggy and weird now!
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November 9th, 2007, 02:31 AM
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^A cup lower maybe? Bad idea, they look really strange now.
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November 9th, 2007, 06:37 AM
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er.....huh?
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November 9th, 2007, 08:26 AM
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So weird...I can't stand her, I find her completely irritating. So she's welcome to her stupid wonky boobies. 
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November 9th, 2007, 09:00 AM
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Her teeth are worse than her boobs.....at least she can cover her boobs up.
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November 9th, 2007, 10:49 AM
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are you kidding? jewel didnt get implants "a long time ago" she was living in a car eating carrots and peanut butter every day barely getting by. She has always had naturally very large breasts...it almost looks like she has a bad breast reduction and the poorly placed bronzer in her cleavage accentuates the oddness of her smushed up breasts.
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November 9th, 2007, 10:51 AM
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I think it's weight - when her collarbone shows clearly she boobs are very small, no visible collarbone fuller boobs.
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November 9th, 2007, 04:00 PM
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Well, that first pic she looks pretty flat. She could have gotten her implants when she first made it big. Doesn't contradict her early "living in her van" days. I'm no Jewel expert, but implants seems possible given what I've seen.
And those boobs are all sorts of just not right.
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November 11th, 2007, 10:03 PM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else see two marks on either side of each breast? They kind of look like pink scars to me.
Her breasts look horrible, such a shame, I think she's beautiful.
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November 12th, 2007, 05:48 AM
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I dont think she had implants, the first picture appears to be due to weight loss and a bad push up bra.
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