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    Hey guys! I’m happy to inform that my marriage has been fixed and I’m so excited. I want to have a breast augmentation surgery as I need perfect boobs. I’m planning to consult [some spamming slimeball] in Toronto for this. My fiance and parents are okay with my decision and that makes me really happy. My marriage will be 1 year later and if I do the breast augmentation surgery now will I be able to recover by that time? How will be the recovery like? Will this affect my married life?
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    Yes. Your marriage is doomed.
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    It will only affect your married life if you're marrying a shallow asshole who only like stick thin blondes with bolt-ons who will cheat on you with an 18yo the minute you get your first gray hair.
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    It will be great for your marriage if you are marrying either Sylvester Stallone or Billy Bob Thornton.

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    yes, as long as your inlaws are good with it, your marriage will be fine
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    Breast implants ruin tons of marriages yearly! A lot of times the women who get them find out they can do much better than the loser asshole they have already!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    It will only affect your married life if you're marrying a shallow asshole who only like stick thin blondes with bolt-ons who will cheat on you with an 18yo the minute you get your first gray hair.
    And when she says grey hair, she means pussy hair.
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    I prefer informative last posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    And when she says grey hair, she means pussy hair.
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    Make sure you get the biggest tits money can buy. I mean big. So big that when you go for a jog those puppies thump you in the head since I can't do it personally. What is wrong with you? Really? Must be a troll.
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    Recently a friend told me about her cousin. Her husband of 20 years gave her the money for breast implants as a present, so she could "finally be the woman of his dreams". She was shocked and couldn't believe it, so far she thought their sex life would be great, but he told her, that he disliked her figure from the moment they met. Can anyone understand that? She is divorcing his ass right now, because he hasn't been the man of her dreams for much longer and that was the final nail in the coffin.

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    but are you at least fairly attractive? cause if you're not, and if you have a flat ass, even the biggest fake boobs won't make a difference i'm sorry to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty Bike View Post
    Recently a friend told me about her cousin. Her husband of 20 years gave her the money for breast implants as a present, so she could "finally be the woman of his dreams". She was shocked and couldn't believe it, so far she thought their sex life would be great, but he told her, that he disliked her figure from the moment they met. Can anyone understand that? She is divorcing his ass right now, because he hasn't been the man of her dreams for much longer and that was the final nail in the coffin.
    She kept the money though, right?

    I'm a little concerned that the OP has lost the plot and isn't paying proper attention to her base coat. The marriage is doomed
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    Stellar blowjobs are also a must. I'm sure your in-laws will agree

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