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    Default Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Pop star JESSICA SIMPSON is saving up her for her first boob job because she's convinced she'll need cosmetic help after she has kids.

    The busty blonde insists she's more than happy with her "perky" breasts but accepts they won't always be perfect.

    She says, "If I have kids, and they're hanging to my waist, that's when I might start to think about having something done to them. Right now, they're perky and cute."
    http://contactmusic.com/news.nsf/art...%20job_1002236

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    her first boob job
    Does she think we are all dumb or something?

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Apparently.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Right now, they're perky and cute
    I don't think I'd describe them as "perky" or "cute".
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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Judging from some recent pics I'd say they've already started that slow, sad journey to her waist.

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    I think we all remember these pics from APS.

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005187.html

    Not so "cute and perky" in these before pics:

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

    This b@tch must think we're all as dumb as she is. Oh, and nice capsular contracture in the left one.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    "First" boob job my ass!

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    She better look after those breasts, theyre the only thing shes got going for her.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    ^^ that's what her daddy said...

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    So...............somewhere hidden away are her kids, seeing as she has already had that first boob job.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Quote Originally Posted by moomies
    ^^ that's what her daddy said...

    "Shes got double d's, you cant cover those suckers up!"
    Revolting. I would be really creeped out if my Dad ever talked like that.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    If she had a lift, she wouldn't be able to wear such revealing tops as pictured because the scars would clearly show. I had a reduction and lift, and my scars are still very visible a year later. I'm guessing she had implants, since she has no scars that I can see.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    ^^That's not true. You can have a lift that will only leave a scar around your nipple and a line from the nipple to the crease without leaving a scar in the crease in the classic anchor pattern. That would be much easier to hide.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html



    You're right!! Totally fake (and saggy) boobs!!!

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson considers boob job after she has kids

    Quote Originally Posted by Somerset
    ^^That's not true. You can have a lift that will only leave a scar around your nipple and a line from the nipple to the crease without leaving a scar in the crease in the classic anchor pattern. That would be much easier to hide.
    The vertical method often results in poorly shaped cone like breasts. Her breasts look too round to have been lifted in that matter. I've seen hundreds of pictures of the vertical method on a private board, and very few look round. I'm sure it's possible that she went to a very talented surgeon, but they look too round for me to think that there's still natural tissue inside them.

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