May 8th, 2006, 10:27 PM
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These pics grossed me out!  I didn't know where to post them - "Just plain scary", "Weight" or "Misc" - they speak a thousand words! I don't even know where to begin...the way it looks like an orange blew up or the fourth / last pic of some dude trying to grab himself a handful! lol
I never thought she was a great beauty, but these are absolutely the worst pics I've seen to date of Ms. Simpson!
Jessica Simpson Goes Red
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Last edited by lovely bones : May 8th, 2006 at 10:45 PM.
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May 8th, 2006, 10:49 PM
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Her boobs are real and she needs a strapless bra.
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May 9th, 2006, 12:12 AM
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Aw, I don't even know what to say because I would surely sound like I'm exaggerating for effect, but be assured that if I did say something, it would attempt to adequately express my horror at those melting downward-pointing breasts, as well as at her 1960's bimbo secretary wig.
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May 9th, 2006, 09:32 AM
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Whatever it is, it looks pretty saggy. My boobs look better and I have had 4 kids!!! WHOOOO!
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May 9th, 2006, 09:44 AM
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I noticed this when the pics were first posted in the photos thread. Her boobs look absolutely awful from a side angle. Being a woman you just KNOW she checked from every angle in the mirror before she left so how didn't she notice the big baby seals hanging off her chest?
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May 9th, 2006, 11:45 AM
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I hate that hair color on her and her boobs do look bad.
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May 9th, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Yuck.
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May 9th, 2006, 12:25 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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her boob looks like the profile of a horse's head
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May 9th, 2006, 07:15 PM
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She is as orange as her dress. The boob looks like the old man of the mountain sliding off her body.
Man, she needs a friend to help her dress.
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May 12th, 2006, 07:00 PM
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lmao @ svz...
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May 19th, 2006, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Killjoy
Yup, I guess it does prove that her boobs are real. It also proves how horribly droppy they are for someone so young.
Also If I was her I would fire whoever convinced me to get my hair done that color and wear that awful dress!
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These are the side effects of having such a large bust, the sagging is just the beginning and don't get me started on Bra shopping trust me I speak from experience here, oh and Strapless bras are a nightmare for someone of jess's chest size perhaps she should just steer clear of strapless dresses from now on huh!! 
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May 19th, 2006, 06:06 AM
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Apparently, she's a DD. Many many women are that size and much much larger. I am a DD and have never had any trouble buying bras, strapless or otherwise.
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May 19th, 2006, 09:46 AM
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She already had a breast lift once. She might want to consider doing it every other year. Nasty!
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May 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM
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Strapless bras, not a problem if you find the right one. I wear a DDD and I have a strapless bra with excellent support that I swear I could do jumping jacks in. It looks just as good as a regular bra too. She apparently thinks she can go braless with that dress and that just really doesn't work.
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May 19th, 2006, 07:47 PM
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Maybe she took the implants out so her boobies turned extra saggy.
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