Worst Boob Jobs Ever « YepYep - Your Daily Waste Of Time
As long as men have vision, the Internet, and a special knack for being creepy, women will get breast implants. They’ll do this to raise their self-esteem and perhaps draw focus away from things that are lacking, such as their face or personality. Unfortunately for the majority of these chicks, they can’t afford (or didn’t pick)
Marisa Miller’s plastic surgeon. This means that there’s a chance that they’ll be stuck with a chest deformity that’s as unattractive as a
cankle after a bad sprain. Below are the worst boob jobs (SFW) the internet has to offer:
The Uniboob
The never-ending flow of boob that plagues women who sort their plastic surgeons by lowest price.
An uneven uniboob, not good:
The Misdirection
Like magnets repelling from each other.
The Deflate
It’s not good for boobs to look like a
moon bounce that’s about to be shut down.
Tori Spelling made The Deflate famous and has chosen to rock with it, even though money ain’t a thang.
The Side Underboob
Side boob and
under boob are phenomenons in their own right, but it’s not good when your sideboob gives the appearance of a mini-underboob.
Flotation Devices
When breast-to-body ratio is forgotten, things get ridiculous.
Twin Mounds
Bolted-on immovable objects like Victoria
Beckham’s create a nice chest canal.
Identified Foreign Objects
Hmmm, I wonder if there’s something sitting on top of her real boobs that’s not supposed to be there. Apparently
Jewel applied her white-trash-living-in-a-van story to her plastic surgeon selection.
Chin Music
A shoulder continuation that has potential to be a third arm.
Landslide / Low Hanging Fruit
These are ideal for women dating midgets.
Granny Boobies
Reality TV skank Audrina Partridge’s boobs may look
good in pics from a different angle, but check out that sag and wrinkle! She needs to get her investments some support.
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