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    Worst Boob Jobs Ever YepYep - Your Daily Waste Of Time

    As long as men have vision, the Internet, and a special knack for being creepy, women will get breast implants. They’ll do this to raise their self-esteem and perhaps draw focus away from things that are lacking, such as their face or personality. Unfortunately for the majority of these chicks, they can’t afford (or didn’t pick) Marisa Miller’s plastic surgeon. This means that there’s a chance that they’ll be stuck with a chest deformity that’s as unattractive as a cankle after a bad sprain. Below are the worst boob jobs (SFW) the internet has to offer:

    The Uniboob

    The never-ending flow of boob that plagues women who sort their plastic surgeons by lowest price.


    An uneven uniboob, not good:



    The Misdirection


    Like magnets repelling from each other.




    The Deflate


    It’s not good for boobs to look like a moon bounce that’s about to be shut down. Tori Spelling made The Deflate famous and has chosen to rock with it, even though money ain’t a thang.


    The Side Underboob


    Side boob and under boob are phenomenons in their own right, but it’s not good when your sideboob gives the appearance of a mini-underboob.




    Flotation Devices


    When breast-to-body ratio is forgotten, things get ridiculous.



    Twin Mounds


    Bolted-on immovable objects like Victoria Beckham’s create a nice chest canal.


    Identified Foreign Objects

    Hmmm, I wonder if there’s something sitting on top of her real boobs that’s not supposed to be there. Apparently Jewel applied her white-trash-living-in-a-van story to her plastic surgeon selection.



    Chin Music


    A shoulder continuation that has potential to be a third arm.




    Landslide / Low Hanging Fruit


    These are ideal for women dating midgets.



    Granny Boobies

    Reality TV skank Audrina Partridge’s boobs may look good in pics from a different angle, but check out that sag and wrinkle! She needs to get her investments some support.


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    Lord, that skank in the first photo has a uni-boob. Why don't these chicks get these damn things fixed? Maybe it's costly - but hell the celebs should at least get their nasty titties fixed.
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    tell me it's all photoshopped . No way these girls go out, display these freakish things and feel sexy. No way....

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    It looks like her boobs are turning blue for lack of blood supply :

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    Good Lord

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    Scary!
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    Scary and extremely fugly. Ladies - why are you showng those things off? There's really no tangible reason for any of the above exposures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geest View Post
    tell me it's all photoshopped . No way these girls go out, display these freakish things and feel sexy. No way....
    They must be so delusional. If I had boobs like that I'd hide them in shame and sue the surgeon.
    No natural boobs, no matter how small or big or saggy, can look as bad as these monster tits.

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    Funny enough, Victoria Beckham has the best set

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    This is grotesque. These women must think they look good otherwise they'd be covering up.

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    Horrid I just don't get how these women think they look attractive. Ever see Ice-T''s wife with the mega implants? I think she has butt implants too. What is wrong with these women?



    Don't know how she doesn't fall forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    It looks like her boobs are turning blue for lack of blood supply :
    That's exactly what I thought too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    It looks like her boobs are turning blue for lack of blood supply :

    These look like they're stretched to the max and about to burst! Silicone everywhere -- watch out!

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    Silicon? More like pus. Those suckers look infected.
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    to be a complete stuck-up bitch with high standards for this sort of thing, I've only seen like 2 or 3 good boob jobs that I actually liked. most of them i dont like, but i know that a lot of women have a crappy set of tits (especially as we age and shit like that) anyways so there's only so much you can work with i guess....

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