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Thread: Joan van Ark: there ARE no words!

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    *GASP* Ravages of time? Or, could she have a health condition? I'm thinking something like scleroderma? 'Cuz, I'd hate to think that somebody purposelessly did something like this to themselves. Oh wait... *SMACK*... Michael J.
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    Oh my I'm scared. Bad hair, the skin is deteriorating and bad makeup. It's all wrong.
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    That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?---Jean Kerr

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    Even for a corpse she looks terrible.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    She looks like a burn victim. And her mouth is seriously fucked up. I never thought she was particularly attractive - too cookie cutter for me - but now.........
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    OMG Valeen! or "sweet pea" as her mother called her on Knots Landing.. Good Lord. WTH is wrong with her lips?

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    It feels really wrong. Like Dana Carvey in a Suzanne Summers wig.

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    This is one of the worst supposedly 'sane' celeb PS disasters that I have ever seen. This 'deathmask' look makes trout lips and frankentits pale in comparison.
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    was she eating a pot of blue eyeshadow before she went out? that woman doesn't look right. something is wrong with her circulation and lungs. oxygen issues. eewww...

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    Her lips are puffy and uneven. I'll bet she loaded up the makeup to cover an outbreak of mouth-herpes.
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    Too bad for words

    Worse than MJ

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    She tried to hide the botched lips and botched nose job by applying white paint to her face. Neat.

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    How do you get lips like that? I want some

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    WTF? That's scary as hell! And that's a woman???!
    She looks like a man in the first photo!

    Talk about PS gone horribly wrong! She's the living proof!

    I've never seen someone look that bad other than MJ...

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