Catherine Zeta-Jones - look who's forgotten her lines

[Novice]

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

In the picture posted by Fluffy - "Asian Eyes?", her mouth looks narrower, and her lips seem thinner (She's got the face Megan Fox used to have, before Brian Austin Green invested in her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin and nose). Also her face seems almost puffy. It's either Restylane filler, or a quarter pound of ceiling plaster injected into her face.

Now CZJ is no stranger to cosmetic surgery. Her breast size has fluctuated wildly. For awhile she seemed like she was walking around with a pair of Pam Anderson's hand me downs.

Incidentally, I heard that when a standard back ground check was run on her, prior to some trip to the White House, it confirmed 1959 as her birth date. There is no way of verifying that rumour though.

Now I was gonna give her the benfit of the doubt, and assume that perhaps some food allergy had made her 'puff up', but then I found this:

Catherine Zeta-Jones’s Plastic Surgery Secret: Breast Implants? » Celebrity Plastic Surgery, News, Gossip

<< be better if they actually got her name right.... Christine instead of Catherine....

I have no doubt that she's had implants, fillers etc.... however the "she's born in 1959" has me stunned. That means that she was 32 when doing Darling Buds of May.
These charactures were on screen week after week (after week.... yawn) and it had to be believeable....YouTube - Catherine Zeta Jones in "The Darling Buds of May" 1991

I'd give her a couple of years but not 10. I think that marrying so old a husband is detrimental to their looks - just look at Katie Holmes....

[B.C.]

She looks better in the 1999 photo with the smaller chest. She looks top heavy now with her thin legs.

[AgentOrange]

Originally Posted by B.C.

She looks better in the 1999 photo with the smaller chest. She looks top heavy now with her thin legs.

Yeah, and they're lopsided too!

The 1959 date supposedly came up on a government background check, when she and MD were invited to the White House. It's unconfirmed - but supposedly she shaved off ten years when she came to the states.

Also shortly after Darling Buds (in 1993) she appeared in the now forgotten comedy Splitting Heirs with Eric Idle and Rick Moranis. She certainly appeared mature and in her prime in that role. Still, when you watched her in that film (as a Python fan I was on of the few who went out to see it), you knew she had something.

Back dating occurs all the time in the entertainment biz. Because roles for actresses dry up after they turn 40, age fabrication can extend their careers by 5 to 10 years. Shaving off 4 years is the usual.

It's not only in the ent biz. Anne Coulter has drivers license for her home state, and for Washington DC. Each has a different birth year. There's something like a 3 year variance between the two ID's.

Splitting Heirs

YouTube Video

[Joan Van Snark]

She's got to be between 45 and 50.

I would never believe that she's in her 30's. No way.

Is it me, or does it look like she enjoys her booze?

[Fluffy]

^I can't tell (regarding the booze). I know she used to smoke or still does.

[dangerous]

Originally Posted by B.C.

She looks better in the 1999 photo with the smaller chest. She looks top heavy now with her thin legs.

I completely agree, what a ridiculous and unnecessary boob job.