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    Default Joan van Ark: there ARE no words!

    Never a true beauty, but sheesh, she should've left her
    face alone!!!!!



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    She's bearing a startling resemblance to the corpses they dug up from the Franklin expedition. Pics if anyone cares to compare: Sad facts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    She's bearing a startling resemblance to the corpses they dug up from the Franklin expedition. Pics if anyone cares to compare: Sad facts....

    I like those pics! (Umm, they kinda resemble your avatar...) And the sounds are fun.

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    Sounds? Oh dear! That's what I get for leaving my speakers off!

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    Why? For the love of God why???
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    Why does she have that white makeup on, even on her lips?
    Why are her eyebrows the same color as her eyeliner?
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    Shit, she looks like Michael Jackson's birth mother!
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    It's true, she looks like she's been embalmed. But the funeral home make-up artists usually do a better job.

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    Who keeps taking the lid off the Ark of the Covenant?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Shit, she looks like Michael Jackson's birth mother!
    I was about to say that they must be getting a two fer one discount at surgery-r-us or something.

    Geez louise, I just want to go up to her and slap her face - at least that will give her some color.
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    Yes, some colour other than bluish purple. She looks dead.

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    i always thought she was creepy looking, but she's outdone herself.
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    She used to annoy the heck out of me when she was on Knots Landing. Even then, in the late 80s, she was having ps and looked weird. Sheesh!!

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    holy shit - did she even look in the mirror while she was applying her makeup?
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