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Old December 2nd, 2007, 05:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Joan van Ark: there ARE no words!

Never a true beauty, but sheesh, she should've left her
face alone!!!!!



^2007


^Early 1980's


^Late seventies, early 1980's
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 05:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 06:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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She's bearing a startling resemblance to the corpses they dug up from the Franklin expedition. Pics if anyone cares to compare: Sad facts....
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 08:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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She's bearing a startling resemblance to the corpses they dug up from the Franklin expedition. Pics if anyone cares to compare: Sad facts....

I like those pics! (Umm, they kinda resemble your avatar...) And the sounds are fun.
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 08:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sounds? Oh dear! That's what I get for leaving my speakers off!
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 09:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Why? For the love of God why???
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 09:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why does she have that white makeup on, even on her lips?
Why are her eyebrows the same color as her eyeliner?
Yes, what SOJ said! OMG!
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 10:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Shit, she looks like Michael Jackson's birth mother!
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 10:56 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It's true, she looks like she's been embalmed. But the funeral home make-up artists usually do a better job.
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 11:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Who keeps taking the lid off the Ark of the Covenant?
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 11:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Shit, she looks like Michael Jackson's birth mother!
I was about to say that they must be getting a two fer one discount at surgery-r-us or something.

Geez louise, I just want to go up to her and slap her face - at least that will give her some color.
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 12:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yes, some colour other than bluish purple. She looks dead.
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 12:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i always thought she was creepy looking, but she's outdone herself.
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 02:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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She used to annoy the heck out of me when she was on Knots Landing. Even then, in the late 80s, she was having ps and looked weird. Sheesh!!
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Old December 2nd, 2007, 03:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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holy shit - did she even look in the mirror while she was applying her makeup?
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