November 5th, 2007, 12:34 PM
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Jessica Simpson sells shoes and accessories at Macy's
Tranny at Macy’s
Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out.
Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s.
When Nick left her it was a Restalyne lip explosion, when John ditched her recently suddenly the bump in her nose seemed less pronounced, and now that Orly Three Whiskers has decided he’s dating an Australian model after their brief, Jessica is resembling Nicole Kidman more and more.
Really it’s a shame. Because without the fake hair and the makeup, underneath all that, Jessica Simpson is a pretty pretty good.
But once a tranny, always a tranny. And you can’t teach a hick great style, although I’ll be very interested to see how much weirder she looks when Owen Wilson realises her tits can’t talk. Rumour has it they're dating. Which means he nailed her and she thinks it's an engagement.
Photos from PR
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Well guys, I gotta say, her eyes DO look different. Brow lift? This is so sad. she is gonna hack up her face so much by the time she's 30. Britney's on the same path. It always starts with the lips
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November 5th, 2007, 12:36 PM
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gah, the pics are blocked at work.. post a couple in here
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November 5th, 2007, 01:20 PM
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November 5th, 2007, 01:29 PM
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Duh...!
BTW- I totally love the shoes.
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November 5th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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Botox maybe? Her forehead seems immovable and she's got some bat brow going on...
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November 5th, 2007, 03:20 PM
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holy shit, she looks like a blonde Kim Kardashian.
It certainly isn't the first time she's had brow work done. Her old album cover...
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November 5th, 2007, 03:26 PM
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She still looked somewhat human on the album cover. Porn lips, but human.
The recent pics I posted, she looks like an insane killer clown with a penchant for blond hair dye.
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November 5th, 2007, 03:27 PM
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Either way, it's not an attractive face.
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November 5th, 2007, 08:21 PM
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ITA there is something really diffrent and wrong with her face now...it def seems like more than botox..idk what it is but she had something drastic done imo
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November 6th, 2007, 12:34 PM
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It's so crazy these young girls get work done.They all end up with that tranny porn star look.I hate those dumb poses,too,always with the mouth open
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November 6th, 2007, 01:05 PM
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She should get more work done because she's still ugly.
I hate her evil eyebrows.
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November 6th, 2007, 09:08 PM
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Can I ask a question here? Maybe somebody has addressed the issue elsewhere...but why is her mouth always open? I saw her on the cover of a magazine today while I was in the drugstore and I wanted to scream "Close the pie hole already!" I refrained...
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November 6th, 2007, 09:40 PM
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why is her mouth always open?
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I think it all goes along with her idea that it's cute to be stupid. She wants to look like a mouthbreather.
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November 7th, 2007, 10:51 AM
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also, if she did get her skin tightened, then apparently it can be hard to close her mouth completely - look at Rose McGowan's permasmile.
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November 10th, 2007, 11:36 PM
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also, if she did get her skin tightened, then apparently it can be hard to close her mouth completely - look at Rose McGowan's permasmile.
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I was going to say that. It happened to her sister Ashlee. My mom is a surgeon, and I was so freaked out as Ashlee's pics that I showed them to her after her surgery, to ask WTF she did to herself. She was really angry and aghast that a surgeon would perform a lower face lift on such a young girl and pull her skin so tight. She used to do that half-smile thing, bc she literally couldnt get out of it.
I dont know if thats what is up with Jessica... I've honestly lost track. Her face changes so much I cant even remember what she looked like 'before.'
I do think at the least, there's some fresh Botox in her forehead.
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