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    Her daughter Kim Kardashian has been whipping herself into shape with an array of gruelling workouts for her up-and-coming nuptials to NBA star Kris Humphries.

    And it appears that mother-of-the bride Kris Jenner is also eager to look her best for the 30-year-old's televised wedding, now reportedly set for August 20, next month.

    The 55-year-old mother-of-six is understood to have gone under the knife to rejuvenate her look with a facelift.


    Ready for the camera: Kris Jenner showed off her rejuvenated look as she visted a Vera Wang store in New York on June 30


    But if she was hoping to keep it a secret, it seems her outspoken daughter Khloe didn't get the memo.

    According to the New York Daily News Gatecrasher column, Khloe let slip that her mother had a facelift about 'a month ago.'


    Khloe stated: 'She looks amazing. They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn't notice.'





    Spot the difference: A wrinkle-free, if a little startled, Kris in June and right, in March


    Sources told the column that Kim wants to make sure 'it's the most lavish event possible - no matter what it costs.'
    'Kim really does want it to be America's version of the royal wedding,' says the source.
    Meanwhile, Page Six has reported that Kim has settled on the date of August 20 for her big day, which will also be filmed for her reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

    What do you think? Kim checked out her mother's face as they shop at the bridal boutique


    The couple expected to have separate bachelor/bachelorette parties at clubs Tao and Lavo in Las Vegas later this month.

    The bash follows the couple's engagement party, which took place at Khloe's LA mansion last month.
    Khloe, whose own 2009 wedding to husband Lamar Odom was planned in just nine days following the couple's whirlwind romance, enlisted the help of her former wedding planner, Sharon Sacks.


    'She has exquisite taste!' Kim told Life & Style of the in-demand celebrity planner, who has also designed nuptials for both Jennifer Lopez and Christina Aguilera.

    Hold on tight: Kim accompanies her mother, who is said to have had the surgery two weeks before these pictures were taken

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    i hate this woman. she brought all these ridiculous Kardashians into this world.
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    she needs a neck lift.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Her haircut looks worse than mine, and that's saying a lot. And of course, blue-black is her natural color. Jesus.

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    In that last pic of her in the sunglasses she looks a lot like Posh.

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    uhmmmm

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    Her face is as tight as her grip on her children.
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    OMG she DOES look like an older Posh!!

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    Perma surprise! That's one crappy lift, I seriously hope it "settles", well, actually I don't because it's Ma K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    In that last pic of her in the sunglasses she looks a lot like Posh.
    Shit!! I was going to say that!

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    She looks terrible!!! Stupid vile cunt. She looks like a mix of Chyna, Bruce Jenner, and Posh. Good! She deserves to look like shit. I loathe this woman she's so fucking annoying.
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    Still looks horrible. She always reminds me of Joyce DeWitt.

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    How much longer will we have to suffer? Cancel them please!
    "Everyone is tired of seeing the Kardashians “taking” things: Miami, New York, divorce papers, men’s dignity, big black penises. Just stop." -Stefanie Williams

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    She's got that startled eye look. Please let them all go away soon.

    Obvious question is how will they make Bruce look better and less like a middle aged lesbian
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    The more I see of these Kardashian people the more I hate them. Kris is a pretentious pimp. None of them would be famous if Kim hadn't made her sex tape.
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