Macauley Culkin's new book - bad reviews and excerpts

[VelcroJumper]

"Imaginary, not inflatable, women are okay."

For some reason, this makes me sad.

[ourmaninBusan]

"Did you know I have a pet name for my penis [Floyd]."

[UndercoverGator]

Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan

But I thought ALL men named their penises goofy pet names like 'Sir Spitsalot' or 'Fred'? Oh, I forgot, not everyone publishes their dicks name in a book.

I'd love to be a fly on Macauley's shrinks wall during their sessions. Can you just imagine? ROFLMAO.