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4.0 out of 5 stars Move over, Zorba., March 28, 2011
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Real Cool Dude (Brooklyn, NY) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
This book is great. It grips you so hard that sometimes you feel like YOU are the book and THE BOOK is reading you. The best character in the book is Gino. Gino is a waiter and an acrobat. He is good at both jobs, placing coffees on tables and performing supreme balancing acts at the same time. I think he is also a magician, since he hypnotizes some of his customers. This must be why he gets such good tips. I give the book 4 stars because there is not enough Gino. Give the people what they want, Ms. Howett!
5.0 out of 5 stars Seaman Fan!, March 29, 2011
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Waxed Batman - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
Well, personally I don't understand all the negative comments here.
When I first approached The Greek Seaman I'll admit I was a bit apprehensive, but soon I was lapping it up! In fact I loved it so much that I polished it off in an evening. Now my mission is to get all my friends to share my taste for The Greek Seaman. I think it's worth paying for!![]()
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a writer., March 29, 2011
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Sara - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
Horrible excuse for 'writing.' Author should do herself a favor and stop living in a fantasy world. The novel is pure word vomit.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Outstanding meltdown.
I too would like to know what this "ball" business is all about.
That don't make sense.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
HOLY FUCK! This plot sounds absolutely riveting. WHERE can I buy this masterpiece! Who will play Gino in the movie version???The best character in the book is Gino. Gino is a waiter and an acrobat. He is good at both jobs, placing coffees on tables and performing supreme balancing acts at the same time. I think he is also a magician, since he hypnotizes some of his customers.
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In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
― Dr. Seuss
This is totally cracking my shit up today.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I caught this yesterday on twitter - its not the first time authors have gone nuts![]()
But I loved how she reviews her own books on amazon and doesn't expect people wont expect to not pick up on this.
I also saw this on twitter yesterday. Loved the meltdown!![]()
What a fool; her writing life is over.
^yes.. she should think about changing her name.
She should think about re-taking third grade grammar.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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