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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth82 View Post
    her grammatical errors are just awful

    how the hell do you misspell disgusted as discusted
    That one is my fav. I think I might steal it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth82 View Post
    how the hell do you misspell disgusted as discusted
    I see it a lot (or "alot" if you're an author like this) and I HATE it. I think it has to do with people thinking a sharper sound is more correct. The same thing makes people say "shutter" instead of "shudder".
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    I love that blog!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I am discusted with her.
    Me two.

    Disguss.

    (Where's Grimm?)
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    Fuck off, your hypnotic ball delivers coffee with bulky frame back stairs.
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    here's some more...

    13 of 69 people found the following review helpful:
    4.0 out of 5 stars Move over, Zorba., March 28, 2011
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    This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
    This book is great. It grips you so hard that sometimes you feel like YOU are the book and THE BOOK is reading you. The best character in the book is Gino. Gino is a waiter and an acrobat. He is good at both jobs, placing coffees on tables and performing supreme balancing acts at the same time. I think he is also a magician, since he hypnotizes some of his customers. This must be why he gets such good tips. I give the book 4 stars because there is not enough Gino. Give the people what they want, Ms. Howett!


    5.0 out of 5 stars Seaman Fan!, March 29, 2011
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    This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
    Well, personally I don't understand all the negative comments here.

    When I first approached The Greek Seaman I'll admit I was a bit apprehensive, but soon I was lapping it up! In fact I loved it so much that I polished it off in an evening. Now my mission is to get all my friends to share my taste for The Greek Seaman. I think it's worth paying for!



    1.0 out of 5 stars Not a writer., March 29, 2011
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    This review is from: The Greek Seaman (Kindle Edition)
    Horrible excuse for 'writing.' Author should do herself a favor and stop living in a fantasy world. The novel is pure word vomit.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Outstanding meltdown.

    I too would like to know what this "ball" business is all about.

    That don't make sense.
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    The best character in the book is Gino. Gino is a waiter and an acrobat. He is good at both jobs, placing coffees on tables and performing supreme balancing acts at the same time. I think he is also a magician, since he hypnotizes some of his customers.
    HOLY FUCK! This plot sounds absolutely riveting. WHERE can I buy this masterpiece! Who will play Gino in the movie version???

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    This is totally cracking my shit up today.
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    I caught this yesterday on twitter - its not the first time authors have gone nuts
    But I loved how she reviews her own books on amazon and doesn't expect people wont expect to not pick up on this.

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    I also saw this on twitter yesterday. Loved the meltdown!

    What a fool; her writing life is over.

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    ^yes.. she should think about changing her name.
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    She should think about re-taking third grade grammar.
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    I'm still laughing at "discussting".


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