OMG. I saw this in the "Humor" section at Barnes and Noble and I had to buy it. I am laughing my ass off. Here is an excerpt (I'm not making spelling mistakes; the book is written like this, all in what looks like 9th grade cursive with hearts dotting every "i"):
"Our First Date"
Our first date was so freakin' amazing, y'all! Kev planned out every romantic detail. He told me to pick him up after work at Dominos Pizza + when he got in the limo he told me he quit his job as an x-ecutive delivry associate because he loved me + cuz Dominos didn't understand his artistic vision. I told him I was so proud of him + then I gave him a hand job while we sat in the parking lot of Taco Bell eating super-sized Chalupas smoking. Y'all it was like a freakin' fairytale!! Then he said that his new corn rows were too tight + were giving him headache (poor Kev 
I <3 u 4-ever!) + that it would help if he had a new pair of 8-karat diamond stud earrings. So after we finished our Chalupas, we drove to Zales 4 a quick shopping spree!! Later, as we sat in our VIP box seats at WWF Raw: Wrestle Mania XXIVX-Ladies Pro-Wrestling + Bikini contest Kev looked into my eyes + whispered that "fucking loved wrestling" + that I was his soul mate + could I get him an agent + also could I pay him back for the super sized chalupa. I knew at that very moment that this was TRU LUV!
(TRU LUV is written inside of a heart)
A picture of a ratty looking hair extension is "taped" to the page and it says "blonde hair x-tenshun I wore on our magikal first date!!"
Britney's (+ Kevin's) Baby Book
OMG I can actually imagine Shitney writing this with her fluffy pink pen as she twizzles her ratty extensions.
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