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Old February 2nd, 2006, 03:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

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Because Harlequin romance novels would rather die of a broken heart than be forgotten due to irrelevancy, they’ve teamed with NASCAR to create a new line of paperbacks geared towards the sensitive gearhead in us all:

The first offspring of this new union, a racetrack romance entitled In the Groove by Pamela Britton, goes on sale Tuesday — just a few weeks before the Daytona 500….

In the Groove features down-on-his-luck NASCAR driver Lance Cooper and ex-kindergarten teacher Sarah Tingle. They meet when his car hits her. She gets a bump on the head. He’s driven to distraction. When he looks at Sarah, Cooper “feels like he has been shocked by a loose spark plug wire.”
Long story short: fresh masturbation material for trailer park housewives.

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Old February 2nd, 2006, 11:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

This is the perfect thread to mention Longmire.

Longmire is some guy who does Photoshops of romance cover
art, and adds his own ludicrous titles....unless you consider
The Blind and Buttonless Horseman to be appropriate. (Thumbnails, please)




And my favorite (click on pic to visit the site):

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Old February 2nd, 2006, 10:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

Damn I thought because of the title it was about NASCAR. I feel tricked HEHE
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

^ I know me too. Like Harlequin was going to sponsor a car, which was weird enough but I was interested to see who would drive it.
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 11:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

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NO way! those book titles make even me, a long standing romance reader cringe!
He fakes the titles completely -- I should've made that clear.
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^ I know me too. Like Harlequin was going to sponsor a car, which was weird enough but I was interested to see who would drive it.
My first guess would have been Jeff Gordon, second one Michael Waltrip.
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Old June 11th, 2006, 08:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

BUMP!

Fark just ran a photoshop contest: "Create new convers
for the NASCAR Harlequin romances."





More at the link above.
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My first guess would have been Jeff Gordon, second one Michael Waltrip.
I keep picking at hubby about the Dollar General car. Everytime I see it I say "here comes the generic car!"
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HAHAHA
Can you imagine the fella who has Viagra sponsoring him.
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^^That would be Mark Martin! I am sure he has heard endless jokes about it, too! Considering the money he makes, I would be laughing all the way to the bank!!
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