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    Default NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    Because Harlequin romance novels would rather die of a broken heart than be forgotten due to irrelevancy, theyve teamed with NASCAR to create a new line of paperbacks geared towards the sensitive gearhead in us all:

    The first offspring of this new union, a racetrack romance entitled In the Groove by Pamela Britton, goes on sale Tuesday just a few weeks before the Daytona 500.

    In the Groove features down-on-his-luck NASCAR driver Lance Cooper and ex-kindergarten teacher Sarah Tingle. They meet when his car hits her. She gets a bump on the head. Hes driven to distraction. When he looks at Sarah, Cooper feels like he has been shocked by a loose spark plug wire.
    Long story short: fresh masturbation material for trailer park housewives.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    This is the perfect thread to mention Longmire.

    Longmire is some guy who does Photoshops of romance cover
    art, and adds his own ludicrous titles....unless you consider
    The Blind and Buttonless Horseman to be appropriate. (Thumbnails, please)




    And my favorite (click on pic to visit the site):

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    Damn I thought because of the title it was about NASCAR. I feel tricked HEHE

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    ^ I know me too. Like Harlequin was going to sponsor a car, which was weird enough but I was interested to see who would drive it.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    Quote Originally Posted by Killjoy
    NO way! those book titles make even me, a long standing romance reader cringe!
    He fakes the titles completely -- I should've made that clear.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect
    ^ I know me too. Like Harlequin was going to sponsor a car, which was weird enough but I was interested to see who would drive it.
    My first guess would have been Jeff Gordon, second one Michael Waltrip.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    BUMP!

    Fark just ran a photoshop contest: "Create new convers
    for the NASCAR Harlequin romances."





    More at the link above.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    Quote Originally Posted by SammysMom
    My first guess would have been Jeff Gordon, second one Michael Waltrip.
    I keep picking at hubby about the Dollar General car. Everytime I see it I say "here comes the generic car!"
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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    HAHAHA
    Can you imagine the fella who has Viagra sponsoring him.

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    Default Re: NASCAR Teams with Harlequin for new line of romance novels.

    ^^That would be Mark Martin! I am sure he has heard endless jokes about it, too! Considering the money he makes, I would be laughing all the way to the bank!!
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