Two Old-School Blind Vices from Ted - E! 7/26/06

[Miss Scarlet]

Meatless Member can't be Ryan Seacrest because Ted already dubbed him Jiggly Wiggle-Poof. (See June 16th's Blind Vice entitled One Diva-Damning Blind Vice. Jiggly Wiggle-Poof = Seacrest, Press Prune = Ted Casablanca, well-heeled, fellow-closeted homo = Merv Griffin, and shared booby-tubey offering = E! News) What's got me puzzled is the question of Meatless Member's identity. Who is another reality TV star? Jeff Probst from Survivor? Maybe his girlfriend is acting as a beard? I'm drawing a blank.