TED CASABLANCA E Online 10-30-09

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones

"Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer."

TMZ seems to have a lot of stories about the Travoltas. I wonder if the reporter works there?

Good call.

[LynnieD]

Dear Ted:
I love your B.V.'s so much! They are so incredibly delicious, if I could sustain on them alone for bodily nourishment I def would. Would you be so kind as to answer a tiny question about Seymour Plow-Me-More? I would like to know if his pearlies are pretty and white, or if they could use a good buffing.
—Nikki

Dear Tighty-Whities:
Toothy wouldn't be jealous


Dear Ted:
Me again. How about Antonio Banderas for Seymour? Could you email me back? It makes me feel special. I could use a cyber-hug today.
—Bubble

Dear Very Wrong:
Sorry—but Seymour isn't the sexy foreigner type. Hug for guessing!


Dear Ted:
Thanks for putting Seymour Plow-Me-More back on our radar. Just wondering: Do the exclusives have to do more with Seymour's ups or his downs, how hot is the journo in question, and is he known by name?
—New Trixie

Dear Too Specific for Comfort:
Both his ups and downs. And of course the journo is known by name. I don't know any unnamed people, do you?

Dear Ted:
Is Seymour PMM Tom Cruise? Am I in the right age range?
—Bubble

Dear Too Obvious:
Wrong Vice for Cruise! Think far less chiseled.

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[LynnieD]

Dear Ted:
Is Seymour Plow-Me-More having problems with his beard/wife? Is it getting bad because of some personal matters dealing with his sexuality and the kids (of course)?
—Mook

Dear Plow-Me-Less:
Sometimes couples go through a rough patch in their relationship...And in Hollywood, it's out for everyone to see. Sucks. But they won't be divorcing or anytime soon. The wife knows what kind of man she married.

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