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    I hope this isn't a repeat, but has anyone asked Ted if Angelina can be notted?
    According to my day planner, I don't give a f^ck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feebes View Post
    I hope this isn't a repeat, but has anyone asked Ted if Angelina can be notted?
    To my knowledge, he has NOT notted Angelina. Soooo.......not looking good for her at this point.

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    Thanks LynnieD. BTW, LOVING the avatar.
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    Danka! And welcome!

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    don't know if this was answered but I just wrote into the Awful Truth to ask if this was AJ.
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    Meh, that bitch won't answer you. Especially since you are CORRECT! Or so it appears!

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    ^^I have written him before and he does write back to you in a email. he is very nice when not the columnist. well I found him to be anyway. we'll see if he writes back again this time.
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    ^Really? Wow. I'll have to write him now just out of curiosity.

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    I wrote to him and he published my message. I never heard back from him in a private email though, dammit.

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    I wrote to him asking if Toothy Tile is Jake G. and got no reply. Gee, I wonder why.
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to meÖ.it only means the night is coming.

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    I gave Ted a tip once (used to work in a swanky N Miami Beach restaurant) and he emailed back...was very nice...and he published my tip.

    I googled "angelina" and "ferocity". Try it. Once you get past all the gossip sites, there are more than a handful of quotes and articles that use that exact adjective to describe Angelina.

    "Forbes writer Dorothy Pomerantz says Jolie combines the ferocity of a Madonna or Loren with something else."

    Hm. Not really an everyday word. Probably just a coincidence, right?
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    It is so Angie Jo that I don't know why anyone would think otherwise. The names in Ted's blinds often have a similar cadence and/or vowel/consonant sounds:

    An-juh-LEE-na JO-lee
    Fake A-la Fer-o-CI-tee

    TOO-thee Ti-le
    GYLL-en-haal

    It probably goes without saying that these two blinds are referring to the same time periods. EXCEPT that this one says she quit (while the activity was ongoing during the original) AND the juicy part is that she doesn't intend to quit for good.

    Someone was wondering about Brad's nasty habits. I hear he used to smell horribly from doing all that weed. Have no idea if he's cut back since having the kids, but that was the nasty thing about him for a long time.

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    I love how you spelled that out. It's seems so obvious put that way.

    An-juh-LEE-na JO-lee
    Fake A-la Fer-o-CI-tee

    TOO-thee Ti-le
    GYLL-en-haal

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    Well she should be happy now. The babes are born and she can back to her heroin soon. Wait is she going to breastfeed? That may slow her down a bit longer.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    From Tuesday's mailbag:
    Dear Ted:
    Is Fake ŗ la Ferocity from One Privately Eased Blind Vice Drew Barrymore? Have you ever referred to Fake in previous columns?
    C.S.

    Dear Barry-Likely:
    Drew-hon’s way past the drugs; we just hope she doesn’t have a relapse after splitting with her longtime Long lover. And F2’s been B.V.’d twice. Here’s the first—keep trying to whittle it down until ya get a winner!

    Dear Ted:
    I think Fake ŗ la Ferocity is Kate Hudson, and Public Thrust is Ryan Seacrest. Close?
    Jenny
    Chicago

    Dear Windy Wonderer:
    Nope and nope—actually way closer on the first, not at all on the second. Think more steely on the former; far less on the latter.


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