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    Update:

    Fake-à-la Ferocity is not:

    Jenna Jameson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sharon Stone, Jessica Simpson or Madonna.

    I think this rules out all but one of our guesses.

    Dear Ted:
    Can Fake-à-la Ferocity from One Needling Blind Vice be my incredibly shrinking (yet still very talented) Jenna Jameson?
    M. Ortiz
    Huntington Beach, California

    Dear King of Porn:
    Sorry, F.F. ain't J.J., but I bet you had fun doin' the research on that one.


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    Dear Ted:
    One Needling Blind Vice...Sarah Jessica Parker?
    Debbie
    Baltimore

    Dear Sleuth in the City:
    Not a terrible guess, girlfriend, but incorrect nonetheless. Think, uh, more mainstream—slightly.


    Dear Ted:
    It seems like Fake-à-la Ferocity is Sharon Stone. She seems a little nutty and has been known to support several charities. Any truth here?
    Kim
    Houston

    Dear Wrong Instinct:
    S2 may be missing a few marbles, but she's not our smack-addicted sister.



    Dear Ted:
    Okay, Fake-à-la Ferocity has to be Jessica Simpson. She used to be so great—what happened?
    Ronda
    Iowa City, Iowa

    Dear Right to Be Wrong:
    Sorry sweets, but Jess-doll doesn't fit the profile. She's single these days, remember?


    Dear Ted:
    Is Fake-à-la Ferocity our beloved Madge? I absolutely love her, others live to hate her, and she's got her hand in music, books, a clothing line, endorsement deals, real estate, charities, etc. Always assumed she's far too driven and too much of a control freak to do drugs, but then again, did you ever see her video for "Secret," a thinly veiled paean to heroin?
    John H.
    New York City

    Dear Hung Up:
    Excellent try, but, uh, no. Madonna does do everything these days, but not drugs...as far as we know, at least.

    07/03/2007

    Source: E! - The Awful Truth - MYOB? - Tori Spelling | Madonna | Guy Ritchie | Mandy Moore | John Mayer | Wilmer Valderrama | Zach Braff | Mischa Barton | Britney Spears | Lindsay Lohan | Sarah Jessica Parker | Kathy Griffin | Rosie O'Donnell | Sharon Stone
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    Gosh I guess it has to be Angelina. Aw.

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    Has Ted ever said when someone guesses correctly?
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    He never tells you if you have guessed correctly- just incorrectly. Since it would be ridiculous to assume that NO ONE guessed Angelina, his lack of response essentially confirms that it's her.

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    Thanks. I'm sure he was swamped with AJ guesses.
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    Sad...when's the last time we saw a pic of the Jolie-Pitt's? Do you think it's possible they heard this rumor and sent her straight to rehab? She just looks so bad lately...deathly thin, sunken in cheeks, black circles under her eyes...lost it again because of her Mom's death. Very sad. Like a few previous posters said, addiction is nothing to wish on your worst enemy. I think she got started back up on smack w/Marilyn Manson again... I hope she gets clean for her children.
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    From the New York Daily News (5-1-08):

    Side Dish: Angelina Jolie drug tape?

    Sayles/AP


    Angelina Jolie's camp had no comment on a National Enquirer report that someone's asking $70,000 for a videotape that allegedly shows a much-younger Jolie snorting and smoking heroin. Insulating themselves from media, Jolie and Brad Pitt were holed up yesterday at billionaire Paul Allen's villa in the South of France.

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    This thread is hilarious!

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