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    Quote Originally Posted by yaruar View Post
    Although the Fake--la bit would fit better with Pam--la.....
    Definately! Although a lot of the clues don't fit her, like being with a hunk. Pamela has been on-and-off with at least a few guys in the past years.

    There was a blind item about a star using herin again after she visited Marilyn Mason, and apparently it was about Pam, but I don't know if either Pam or Angelina are or were friends with him at any point.

    About hating her, Ted puts a duality here:
    "Some people love Fake--la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her."
    This only fits to Angelina, not Pam or Jenna. I know Jenna had cancer right? Cancer can have bad influences even years after you had it, so she may be thinning because of that. But the only two who people either love or hate are Angelina and Anniston, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was Angelina, I think she is totally fake. COmpletely. She should get and Oscar for her life.

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    Translation: FF is a celebrity who is involved in a ton of stuff and might possibly have a line of shoes. She used to have an enviable body, but now it's getting worse because she uses heroin. She has a good reputation in the tabs and is seen as accessible and honest. She has a hot boyfriend/husband.

    clues:
    shoe line
    "divinely gifted"
    Prada ?

    guess: Angelina Jolie, but some of the clues don't seem to fit (particularly the one about shoes).

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    Angelina... I think the "divinely gifted" comment is a stab at her "Saint Angelina" reputation.

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    I keep thinking Angelina, but that's not because I want it to be. Though I would laugh if it were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomlyCrazy View Post
    Shes known for being accessible, candid and honest.

    Last week Ted C said that angelina was not honest, or accessible. Ted said she was a control freak who only was honest with the people she could control.
    Another tip - Angelina IS a good sport about interviews and the press and stuff, but that event last week was a very bad thing for her. I believe that's why he said "she's known for being accessible..." and not "she IS accessible...".

    I totally think it's Angelina. Stress my ass. I'm much more stressed than she is and my mother had cancer twice, and I know people who go through more shit than she could ever imagina seeing in Africa and they're not skin and bones.

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    Ted wants everyone to think it's Angelina because he obviously hates her with a passion. He's done the same thing to Jennifer Garner in the past (not nearly as harsh of course).

    There is no way AJ is on heroin.

    Ted will omit any e-mail next week guessing AJ so he won't have to say 'no, it's not her' and will let it ride like that for almost a month. In the meanwhile, the hate-Angelina groups will have a field day.

    Another thought I've had about the implication of it being AJ, there's one specific board I've checked out and one specific poster who hates AJ has gone overboard implying that she was using heroin. I would put nothing past someone like that emailing Ted and giving him ficticious "scoop" and him using it.

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    I'm hung up on the "known to dabble in anything from fab sex to fabber shoes"...Angelina isn't known for her style. Neither are Pam or Jenna for that matter.

    Also, Angelina doesn't do endorsements, does she?

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    Two people came to mind...Angelina or Nicole Richie.



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    Angelina wears boring shoes and she hasn't been accessable, she's been very private - don't think it could be her.

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    This is totally Pam Anderson
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    But is Pam "rapidly withering"?.....

    I mean she still looks like the same old skinny skank with beach ball implants that she always did

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    Endorsements, check. New projects, check. Charity, if you call taking a van to Mexico charity, check.

    Jessica Simpson has lost weight recently. Divine would be a reference to her gospel roots.
    Last edited by RevellingInSane; June 22nd, 2007 at 10:37 AM.



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    ^^yeah, Pam doesn't have a hunky husband or boyfriend either. Sounds like Jennifer Lopez to me but her husband sure as hell is not considered hot.

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    Hey, I like the Pam Anderson guess. I think I'm going with that one too......


    I thought of AJ too, but I just cannot see it personally.

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    Some people are saying in other boards that it could be Sarah Jessica Parker because of the shoe reference, but I don't think Matthew Broderick can be considered a hunk.

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