Ted Casablanca 03/27/08

[judejack]

From Ted's Mailbag:

Dear Ted:
I think Snarla Sledgehammer from One Whipping Oy Blind Vice is Chelsea Handler. Am I right?
Jennifer
Orlando, Fla.


Dear Brilliant:
No, but you aren't too far off. Think less blond, just as bitchy!

Dear Ted:
In the famous words of George Lopez, "I got this!" One Whipping Oy Vice is sooo you and Catt Sandler.
Kim
Houston

Dear En Famille:
Sweet as I think Catt is, darlin’, I barely know the babe, just from getting coffee at the E! deli (a cesspool of grilled cheeses and even greasier grandstanding). Otherwise, you would be correct.

I think this is Melissa Rivers as well.

[SweetPea]

From Ted C today -

Dear Ted:
I think Snarla Sledgehammer from One Whipping Oy Blind Vice is Sarah Silverman...love the way you tied in her Jewish heritage and initials!
Jess
Atlanta, Ga.
Dear Looks Shrewish:
Snarla ain’t that shrill ‘n’ cruel, I assure you. Think more discretely lethal.
Dear Ted:
As for Snarla Sledgehammer, Joan Rivers anyone?
Jeanne
Canton, Ohio
Dear Rivers of No Return:
Babe, Joan’s nice to moi, always has been