Ted Casablanca 02/20/09 - Page 7

darrellnkim · June 4th, 2009, 11:27 AM

from 5/19

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Dear Ted:
You said that Judas Jack-Off was made to take up with his leading lady. Could this be Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey?
—Amanda, N.Y.
Dear Jack'd Off:
Way off, love. Think for more dubiously straight.

Jexxifer · June 5th, 2009, 09:07 PM

Sorry Levitt -

Dear Ted:
I recently discovered your column and I love it. Please don't let people discourage you from running the gay Blind Vices—some of us are always hoping for those! As a bi person myself, it means a lot to me that some of the people who've helped shape our cultural imagination, like George Takei and La Lohan, are actually on the team. I just wish I knew who more of them were, and hopefully, someday people will be able to be more open. I was sure Vin Diesel was Saucy Bossy—until you ruled him out. How about Jensen Ackles, has he ever been a Blind Vice (of any type)?
—Nora
Dear Fishing for Homos:
Thanks! Flattery will obviously get you everything you want: Yes to the last query.

Dear Ted:
Perhaps you've already said, but is Judas Jack-Off Ryan Reynolds?
—Carrie
Dear Guys for Ry:
Nope, R.R. is on the straight and narrow.

Bitch-Back! Is Adam Courageous or Cowardly? - E! Online

Tungurahua · June 5th, 2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jexxifer

Sorry Levitt -

Dear Ted:
I recently discovered your column and I love it. Please don't let people discourage you from running the gay Blind Vices—some of us are always hoping for those! As a bi person myself, it means a lot to me that some of the people who've helped shape our cultural imagination, like George Takei and La Lohan, are actually on the team. I just wish I knew who more of them were, and hopefully, someday people will be able to be more open. I was sure Vin Diesel was Saucy Bossy—until you ruled him out. How about Jensen Ackles, has he ever been a Blind Vice (of any type)?
—Nora
Dear Fishing for Homos:
Thanks! Flattery will obviously get you everything you want: Yes to the last query.

Dear Ted:
Perhaps you've already said, but is Judas Jack-Off Ryan Reynolds?
—Carrie
Dear Guys for Ry:
Nope, R.R. is on the straight and narrow.

Bitch-Back! Is Adam Courageous or Cowardly? - E! Online

Yeah, I think that's pretty conclusive. Even if it's not this item (it seems by far the most likely though) he's definitely as good as said Jensen is gay there.

I was at Asylum at the weekend and witnessed the amazing display of 'I'm so straight it hurts' Jensen had going on, so I'm guessing that's why Ted has stopped beating around the bush.

pookie207 · June 6th, 2009, 09:05 AM

I've never heard of Jensen Ackles.

girljaded · June 6th, 2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tungurahua

Yeah, I think that's pretty conclusive. Even if it's not this item (it seems by far the most likely though) he's definitely as good as said Jensen is gay there.

I was at Asylum at the weekend and witnessed the amazing display of 'I'm so straight it hurts' Jensen had going on, so I'm guessing that's why Ted has stopped beating around the bush.

Tell me more about this.

I love Jensen and Jared together at these conventions they are always so funny and in love.

faithanne · June 6th, 2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pookie207

I've never heard of Jensen Ackles.

Me either. I've never watched Supernatural, and I didn't know it was that big. I'd recognise his picture (just from seeing ads on TV) but I'd think his name was Jeremy something. That's if I've even got the right one, I might be thinking of the other guy. Jeremy something?

Tungurahua · June 6th, 2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by faithanne

Me either. I've never watched Supernatural, and I didn't know it was that big. I'd recognise his picture (just from seeing ads on TV) but I'd think his name was Jeremy something. That's if I've even got the right one, I might be thinking of the other guy. Jeremy something?

It's huge among the online fans, but being on a tiny network it doesn't seem to get much mainstream coverage. The other one is Jared Padalecki.

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Originally Posted by girljaded

Tell me more about this.

I love Jensen and Jared together at these conventions they are always so funny and in love.

They were great, actually. Jared was horribly jet-lagged and Jensen was kind of checking up on him all weekend, getting him water and stuff. Cute in a bff way, but I'm drawing a blank on any of Ted's other blind vices that might fit Jensen, so it looks like they may be more after all. Who knew?

So, yes... let's see. Jensen set Jared up to confess he cried watching Marley and Me on the plane coming back from the Australia con recently, and Jared told everyone that Jensen just wore his sunglasses to hide his tears when he watched it. They both leapt to rescue an old lady who fell over at their hotel, much to the amusement of their friends.

If you mean the 'we're so straight' stuff, Jensen referred to 'my girlfriend, Danneel' and talked about a dog he shares with her (even showed a photo) which is quite a departure from his usual reticence. It's not much of a stretch to think they are aware of the rumours going around, sadly. People discussed it on Ted's site and then we get this. Sigh.

pookie207 · June 6th, 2009, 10:12 PM

I know who Jared Padalecki is because I'm a huge Gilmore Girls fan.

girljaded · June 6th, 2009, 11:35 PM

If you mean the 'we're so straight' stuff, Jensen referred to 'my girlfriend, Danneel' and talked about a dog he shares with her (even showed a photo) which is quite a departure from his usual reticence. It's not much of a stretch to think they are aware of the rumours going around, sadly. People discussed it on Ted's site and then we get this. Sigh.[/quote]

Oh I think they are great friends and nothing more "most of the time" they are very close and just fun to watch. There have been rumors regarding Jensen's sexuality for some time. Since the show began some fans ship them but they both have consistently had girlfriends, but whatever it's Hollywood. Thanks for the info.

RevellingInSane · June 7th, 2009, 09:52 AM

Ted basically outed Ackles. Wasn't RR a guess for a gay blind around the time he married ScarHo? Guess that eliminates him.

Tungurahua · June 11th, 2009, 08:34 AM

And now it's Jared's turn.

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Jared Padalecki? Long hair, great smile, legs that go all the way up to a killer ass?
—I.M.
Dear Not Toothy Enough:
Killer ass, yes, but he doesn't have as good of a deceiving smile as our boy T.T.

Ted has had a lot of mail about Jared, but he picks one about Toothy when Jared and Jensen were already notted for Toothy and his bf. Oh, and the killer ass has been repeatedly mentioned in the JJO items.

levitt · June 11th, 2009, 10:37 AM

*lip wobbles*

JJO is my Jared isn't it

Sialia · June 11th, 2009, 05:00 PM

Awww, poor Levitt. Cheer up - we've still got The Franco!

[willfully ignoring the "Franco is gay" rumours and threads]

levitt · June 11th, 2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sialia

Awww, poor Levitt. Cheer up - we've still got The Franco!

[willfully ignoring the "Franco is gay" rumours and threads]

First step is denial, I'm firmly planted right there and won't budge. It's not been confirmed, it's not been confirmed, it's not been confirmed. It's just lies! Lies! Lies!

(it's lies for the Franco too)

Tungurahua · June 11th, 2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by levitt

*lip wobbles*

JJO is my Jared isn't it

I think so, sweetie. But if it helps, it does seem that he could be bi rather than gay? You may not share my weakness for bi men, but in any case I'm sure the item is exaggerated and spiced up a bit.

He was looking *edible* at Asylum too. Gah.