Ted C. Blind Item 4/4/08 One Bisexual Bejeweled Blind Vice - Page 2

Sialia · April 4th, 2008, 05:05 PM

^^^God, I just love the image of Liz lounging on a red velvet chaise longue, wrapped in a fur blanket, with pink marabou slippers, dripping in jewels, some little yappy dog on her lap, a box of expensive chocolates at her fingers, and commanding "TELL HIM TO BRING ME DIAMONDS, DAHHHLING!"

I'm totally going to try this at home.

SweetPea · April 4th, 2008, 05:11 PM

Liz was a fag hag from way back including Montgomery Clift, Rock Hudson & James Dean, just to mention a few.

penname · April 4th, 2008, 08:06 PM

And let's not forget her friendship with Michael Jackson!

But somehow I still don't see this as Tom Cruise. I just can't imagine him having the interest or the patience for her. Go on, people, convince me! Show me the mon-sorry, evidence!

Just Kill Me · April 4th, 2008, 08:07 PM

Liz is the queen of fag hags.

judejack · April 4th, 2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by penname

But somehow I still don't see this as Tom Cruise. I just can't imagine him having the interest or the patience for her. Go on, people, convince me! Show me the mon-sorry, evidence!

Liz actually has quite a bit of influence with the old guard - producers and heads of studios. The GMD is on a mission and he'll do whatever he can to maintain his status. If he thought that having an audience with Liz could do for him what it did for Michael Jackson, he would pursue it with his signature maniacal glee. Liz actually helped Michael quite a bit during his 2005 trial for child molestation. She vocally supported him and had an impact in the public relations arena.

You can never underestimate her. Anyone who can demand jewels (genius by the way) just for an audience is a force to be reckoned with.

RevellingInSane · April 5th, 2008, 12:38 AM

Liz Taylor and Tom Hanks?

penname · April 5th, 2008, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by judejack

Liz actually has quite a bit of influence with the old guard - producers and heads of studios. The GMD is on a mission and he'll do whatever he can to maintain his status. If he thought that having an audience with Liz could do for him what it did for Michael Jackson, he would pursue it with his signature maniacal glee.

OK, good point - take a gold star!

However - the clue mentions something about magic, so I'm not convinced yet. I still think it could be someone else. Which other falling Alisters have done magic-type films, probably relatively recently? *scratches head* My brain hurts!

kalirga · April 5th, 2008, 12:50 PM

GMD needs the validation, and maybe figures Liz is just kooky enough to bite. She's good-kooky. He's bad-kooky. Maybe he things her kooky would cancel his out. Still, I can't believe he only bought her ONE measly bauble. He's used to young girls who don't yet know their worth. Oh, silly GMD. Silly, silly boy.

sparkly · April 5th, 2008, 06:52 PM

Sorry, but if this BI involves a strap-on, I just don't think Liz Taylor has the get-up-and-go to be able to do it.

Natalie · April 6th, 2008, 01:21 AM

Brookie · April 6th, 2008, 09:02 AM

Wondering if the Oiled-Tush initials are a clue. Oiled Tush - OT - Operating Thetan. Cruise or Revolta?

Natalie · April 6th, 2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Brookie

Wondering if the Oiled-Tush initials are a clue. Oiled Tush - OT - Operating Thetan. Cruise or Revolta?

oh that's goood!

Lily317 · April 7th, 2008, 01:59 PM

Funny that in a blind from April 2005 from Ted C., "Glistening Gunther" is alleged to be tommyboy.

OrangeSlice · April 7th, 2008, 09:21 PM

What was that blind item about Lily?

Lily317 · April 8th, 2008, 06:49 AM

Here's a copy of the blind. This was when tommyboy was interviewing prospective $cientology brides:

Glistening Gunther, like Naughty Nina last week, happens to be one of my faves. He's a more than decent actor (quite unlike N2), but Gunther's personal life leaves much to be desired. Like his ability--or lack thereof--to seduce women. Sally Ridden is as red hot as they come, career-wise. Man-wise, it's a diff story but not really the point of this Blind tale. So, G.G. is in one of his moods, which means he thinks he's actually straight for a day. He calls up S.R., asks for a date. She declines. He calls again--at 3 in the ayem. Dude, not even straight guys get it at that hour, what the hell are you thinkin'? So, Glistening then ups the anti-courting ante and sends, to Sally's latest movie set, exotic creatures she's supposed to get a kick out of feeding. Uh, Gunth, not really Sally's appetite--to say the least. Sal was beside herself with being "creeped out," she told one of her closest girlfriends, who--thank heavens--saw fit to repeat it to moi. Earth to G-squared: Quit the imitation-het stuff, it doesn't work. Women are not circus animals. And you're not Siegfried & Roy (yet).