Ted C. Blind Item 2/28/08-One Showered-n-Deflowered Blind Vice - Page 3

judejack · March 2nd, 2008, 03:49 PM

I agree. I'm banning myself from reading Ted blinds. They annoy me and you can't really figure them out unless they are Paris, Lilo or any of that crowd who has nothing to lose by anyone figuring out a blind about them. Lainey and Panache are much more satisfying because they give you enough clues to figure them out.

Jupiter Jones · March 2nd, 2008, 09:01 PM

Seth Green from Buffy? His character was a dork of sorts.

sparkly · March 2nd, 2008, 10:39 PM

^OMG, I didn't even think of him. Excellent guess.

For some reason, I can see him being bi-curious.

SweetPea · March 11th, 2008, 10:04 AM

From Ted C's Awful Truth today -

Dear Ted:
Is Eddie Cahill Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled from One Showered 'n' Deflowered Blind Vice? As I posted, he looks young and rosy enough. He also played Rachel’s assistant on Friends and a detective in CSI: NY. Last but not least, he’s got double letters in both name and surname. I'd say he's a better choice (in all senses) than David Caruso, an inexplicable favorite for this week's Vice.
Sofia
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Dear Balmy Broad:
E.C.’s so much closer to the correct boudoir virgin—big points, babe! Just not the right guy. Think ever so slightly less well known, less impressive in the bod department, too.

Dear Ted:
Is Michael C. Hall the Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled from last week's One Showered 'n' Deflowered Blind Vice?
Kamila

Dear Six Feet Closer:
Another excelente guess, looks- and typewise, my sweet. But Mikey-babe is far from innocent, trust. Nope, Chumpy was—prior to getting picked up by that schmuck-face journo—not at all well-versed in the mattress department. With either sex, really.

sprynkles · March 11th, 2008, 09:09 PM

Thanks Sweetpea.
Interesting...still no idea as usual, lol!
Eddie Cahill is adorable though.

t13nif · March 25th, 2008, 04:33 PM

Throwing this out there...i googled "shepp" and found this Urban Dictionary: shepp . The second entry references "Chris O'Brien"--which is Conan O'Brien's real name. But it doesn't fit with Ted's updates.

Dixie Normos · March 25th, 2008, 04:42 PM

I think Conan's married, had a kid within the last 3 years.

cherrybaby · March 25th, 2008, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t13nif

Throwing this out there...i googled "shepp" and found this Urban Dictionary: shepp . The second entry references "Chris O'Brien"--which is Conan O'Brien's real name. But it doesn't fit with Ted's updates.

Birth Name

Conan Christopher O'Brien

sparkly · March 25th, 2008, 08:17 PM

OMG, please tell me it is NOT Conan O'Brien.

cherrybaby · March 25th, 2008, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sparkly

OMG, please tell me it is NOT Conan O'Brien.

I don't think it is. I only posted his name to say that his name really is Conan, not Chris.

I think the guy is based in LA. Conan will be but isn't yet.

And this, "Next thing ya know, Schlong’s workin’ overtime with the compliments on Red’s many talents, which are, to be true, average. What a fabulous actor! How handsome! Such a gorgeous smile!"

Nobody would tell Conan he's a fabulous "actor" - maybe how funny he is but an actor??? No.

WesCAdle · March 26th, 2008, 07:28 AM

Let me begin by saying I totally suck at these - especially Ted's but what about the guy who plays McGee on NCIS with Mark Harmon? He came to mind from the initial description except the red part.

Laneena · March 26th, 2008, 01:45 PM

it's the fat kid from Entourage, Turtle.

cherrychip · March 26th, 2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones

Seth Green from Buffy? His character was a dork of sorts.

Yeah! Seth's hair goes along w/ the "red" and "impaled" could refer to his pale complexion. He also is cute in a dorky and impish way. As for the pudgy, neck and lad references, it reminds me of Chris Griffin from "Family Guy" (who's voiced by Seth Green!) According to Wikipedia, he's done character voices for other cartoons and for his show, "Robot Chicken".

sparkly · March 26th, 2008, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrybaby

I don't think it is. I only posted his name to say that his name really is Conan, not Chris.

I think the guy is based in LA. Conan will be but isn't yet.

And this, "Next thing ya know, Schlong’s workin’ overtime with the compliments on Red’s many talents, which are, to be true, average. What a fabulous actor! How handsome! Such a gorgeous smile!"

Nobody would tell Conan he's a fabulous "actor" - maybe how funny he is but an actor??? No.

Whew... I'm breathing a sigh of relief as I type this.