Ted C.Blind Item 03/07/08 One New Nose About It Blind Vice

[Geisha]

Ashley and Pete definitely

[kersalli]

"Stick to Diet Rockstar, kiddos, ‘kay?"

This might be a clue. Maybe her partner in crime is the Rockstar? It certainly fits with the Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz guess. It would fit with Avril Lavinge too, but she's not out with Dereyk as much as Ashlee is with Pete. Plus the whole part about "throwing stones" seemed like another Ashlee reference after her much-booed performances of years past.

[judejack]

From Ted's Mailbag:

Here's my guess for Vicky Vamp Void of One New Nose About It Blind Vice: Lindsay Lohan. The young role model/actress...hanging out at Spider Club...and then the kicker, Humpy Harlow! I just saw pictures of Lindsay and Samantha Ronson, and it seemed to click. Am I right?
Toronto, Ontario

Dear Too Obvious:
LiLo’s too blaring a choice—so obvious I bet even L2 had to think back and wonder, “Wait, was that me?” She ain’t our sniffy starlet, but right age.

[SweetPea]

So who else is 21?

[Sarzy]

No idea. But it rules out Ashlee if the person is definitely 21.

[nancydrew]

Jenna Jameson and that Aubrey broad from Danity Kane

[southernbelle]

My first guess was Ashley Tisdale and her BFF Zac Efron, but Ashlee/Pete is a good guess, too.