The story of Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker and where it all went wrong…

[Sm0kah0ntas]

let’s call them his friends of the church of strong believers

Penthouse: What exactly is Scientology?


Hubbard: Scientology is a power-and-money-and-intelligence-gathering game. To use common, everyday English, Scientology says that you and I and everybody else willed ourselves into being hundreds of trillions of years ago --just by deciding to be. We willed ourselves into being ourselves. Through wild space games, interaction, fights, and wars in the grand science-fiction tradition, we created this universe --all the matter, energy, space, and time of this universe. And so through these trillions of years, we have become the effect of our own cause and we now find ourselves trapped in bodies. So the idea of Scientology "auditing" or "counseling" or "processing" is to free yourself from your body and to return you to the original godlike state or, in Scientology jargon, an operating Thetan --O.T. We are all fallen gods, according to Scientology, and the goal is to be returned to that state.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


Poor John was quickly yanked back home by his wife, said to be higher ranking than he is, for a quick reprogramming session.

Looks like the GMD is in need of the same. His pinky finger’s personality is about to reveal itself, and I can detect a slight twist in his hips – itching to do a three quarter turn on a runway.

Xenu to the rescue – wash that gay away!!! scared 2 so I'll just do this

[judejack]

I just read this on another site as follows:

As for Tommy boy, there is an old Playboy interview with Mimi rogers after her divorce from Tom where she stated two things 1. Tom and her barely ever had sex "he lived like a monk" was the quote AND, she said, "he's sterile. He can't have kids". He himself said that on the Tonight Show in the early 90's. People either have forgotten this major fact or simply don't know about it. That's why dear little Suri being passed off as his is such a joke in Hwood.

I don't remember the Tonight Show episode but I do remember the Mimi Rogers comment about him living like a monk.

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[NoLifeLucy]

[quote=Bellatheball;865967]It can be cured with niacan, steam baths and audits you know.

This is a fascinating read and totally worth the time. Frankly, I think Thetan Tom is so brainwashed and so crazy that he actually believes the shit he's selling. It also seems he has no idea everyone else thinks he's batshit.

........

dayum!

Now I'm scared

[GoldDust77]

This is kinda how i always figured that things between Tom Cruise & Steven Spielberg disintegrated (TomThumb shoving his stupid *religion* down Spielberg's throat, when Spielberg wanted nothing to do with $cientology). But this was still interesting reading--getting the details of what went down. I'll always remember how shocked & TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE Spielberg looked when he was presented with an award by that spotlight-hogging nitwit TomThumb. (I remember reading about that incident on here at GR.) Spielberg looked like he really wanted to run for his life upon seeing TomThumb, but he did his best to put on brave, professional face. That was classic.

[Chilly Willy]

Spielberg is my new hero, lol.

[judejack]

The GMD steps in for Jada

For some reason, Jada was missing yesterday for Will Smith’s handprint ceremony at Grauman’s so the GMD stepped in and played the part of doting partner, seated on the sidelines in admiration, practically drooling over a man he keeps calling his “inspiration”.

Sweet Xenu, it’s like porn for Scientologists!

But the group shots kill me. Check out Tom at the very end trying to squeeze himself in… and the guffawing and gesticulating, desperately trying to be part of the group - I almost feel pity. The way you feel badly for the boy in school who gets left out…except that this particular boy is a suppressed gay who worships aliens and attacks psychiatry.

Still… it’s the happiest the GMD’s looked in months, being near his hero, watching his hero bend over, watching his hero lean back and thrust forward. No wonder KatE wasn’t allowed to come…

Tom Cruise at Will Smith's handprint ceremony at Grauman's

[Chilly Willy]

^^ Sometimes I pity him, too. But he tries sooo hard. He's like the kid you pity for having no friends, but you can't stand his presence either.

Does Will not know what he's doing to himself and his career?

[judejack]

Two posts from Lainey:

Will & Jada light up New York

Love(d) them. So much. Wanted badly to believe. But then the unmistakable signs started surfacing. And you know their children are apparently homeschooled with L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Technology” right?

Just saying… to those who still remain sceptical… if that doesn’t clinch it for you, what else does?

But still… looking at them, and their chemistry together, it’s hard not to want the chills, chills, chills and the gaygay rumour mill to go far, far away. Check them out last night at the NYC premiere of I Am Legend. Jada’s body, as usual, is killer. Will, as usual, is the hotness. Together with their kids, as usual, they are picture perfect.

I’m a cynical bitch. But you know in Hollywood, perfection is always suspicious.

Down Boy!

It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the GMD’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling.

After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. The GMD needs a ride.

But isn’t he amusing? It’s kinda cute, non? Watching a man as powerful as the Gay Midget Dwarf pine over his unrequited love and giggle uncontrollably, smile for no reason… crushing hard is a universal experience.

The GMD is just like us…

PS. He really needs to stop standing next to men who can dress. Because he can’t. And the disparity is embarrassing.
Tom Cruise with Will Smith and family at the New York premiere of I Am Legend

[Chilly Willy]

Ugh.

[sprynkles]

Wow man. Lainey does not hold back. This is all so weird.
Can't wait for January!!!!!!

[Natalie]

Ugh why does Tom always have to be HOLDING on to someone or standing soooo close to someone....very bizarre.

[Natalie]

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by Natalie

Ugh why does Tom always have to be HOLDING on to someone or standing soooo close to someone....very bizarre.

There was a blind about that, too. Apparently, he gets panic attacks on the red carpet unless he holds onto someone real tight and/or wears sunglasses.

Not that I can't sympathize, but I bet he made that up so that he can fondle who he wants to fondle.

[judejack]

Favorite Cruise photo of all time taken on set of Vanilla Sky with Jason Lee.

[GKing]

If I may: Jason Lee is hot.