Panache Report 1/25/08

[SSDiva]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Oprah admitted to being promiscuous and having a child out of wedlock after her own family busted her out, so I am sure this would have come out a long time ago. She could fit this though. Roger Ebert could be the boyfriend. Gayle King could be the woman with resent. The man who gave her a big break could have been Ebert as well. He is credited as having given her advice on launching her syndication.

Skyboxes leads me to believe it is someone who likes sports. Oprah isn't known for going to sporting events, is she? Neither is Mariah. Hmmm.

Oprah was very promiscuous, but she also was an accomplished news reporter in Baltimore, before she got her break in Chicago. Also, there was a local DJ who were going to sell stories about her to the tabloids, that's when she came clean about the drug abuse, and other things. That said DJ has watched other DJ's from his radio station go on to bigger things while he is stuck doing his little 2hour gig on the oldie but goodie channel!

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Oprah admitted to being promiscuous and having a child out of wedlock after her own family busted her out, so I am sure this would have come out a long time ago. She could fit this though. Roger Ebert could be the boyfriend. Gayle King could be the woman with resent. The man who gave her a big break could have been Ebert as well. He is credited as having given her advice on launching her syndication.

Skyboxes leads me to believe it is someone who likes sports. Oprah isn't known for going to sporting events, is she? Neither is Mariah. Hmmm.

Yeah, that's all true. But I still stand by what I said that not too many men, if any, are going to PAY to have sex with Oprah Winfrey.

[sparkly]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

Yeah, that's all true. But I still stand by what I said that not too many men, if any, are going to PAY to have sex with Oprah Winfrey.

You're right. They might expect HER to pay them.

I still think this is Mariah.

[marie]

what about Tyra Banks?!

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by sparkly

You're right. They might expect HER to pay them.

I still think this is Mariah.

Ain't that the truth. Because the only way I'm sleeping with Oprah is if she makes me an indecent proposal with a lot of dollar signs attached to it. And, even then, the lights have to be off.

Yeah, I still think this is Mariah, too. Because the whole story about how she got discovered was that Brenda K. Starr gave her demo to Tommy Mottola and bam she became a star. And then, suddenly, she marries him. Sounds a little too good to be true. Plus, Mariah has a pretty screwed up background to begin with.

[SSDiva]

Who was paying to hit that....

[Just Kill Me]

I thought Mariah... and then I spaced out and decided Toni Braxton.

[Chilly Willy]

Originally Posted by kingcap72

Ain't that the truth. Because the only way I'm sleeping with Oprah is if she makes me an indecent proposal with a lot of dollar signs attached to it. And, even then, the lights have to be off.

Poor Oprah.

[RevellingInSane]

Yea, Oprah is to men what Donald Trump is to me. If he comes with major and I mean MAJOR dollars, thnk nine figures, I might kiss him. For a high nine figures, he might get some tongue.

Mariah a crazy whore? Who'd a thunk it?

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by Sarzy

^Good thinking! Why would it say her non-black boyfriend? Would that imply that she is probably black?

Someone told me several weeks ago that the Panache Report is all about black celebs.

I'm going to toss Halle Berry's name out.

[RevellingInSane]

^^Panache is about black celebrities unless otherwise noted.

[kingcap72]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Yea, Oprah is to men what Donald Trump is to me. If he comes with major and I mean MAJOR dollars, thnk nine figures, I might kiss him. For a high nine figures, he might get some tongue.

Mariah a crazy whore? Who'd a thunk it?

And I bet Eli Manning wouldn't have to pay you anything.

*Waits for RIS to rip me a new one*

[Sarzy]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

^^Panache is about black celebrities unless otherwise noted.

So this cant be Mariah then? I know she is mixed race, but I really cant see this being her.

[RevellingInSane]

^^Actually, this can be Mariah. Just as Halle has a "black card", Mariah does as well.

[judejack]

Yes, Mariah's sister is a former/probably still prostitute.

I started thinking about this older blind because of the newer blind "She's Her Brother's Keeper" from Panche 3-10-08. If Mariah has a fixer for the hooker past, more than likely the same guy is fixing her brother Morgan's abusive problems in the "brother's keeper" blind. She definitely has the cash to take care of both.

From July 2005:

NEW YORK — Mariah Carey's troubled, HIV-positive sister has been arrested for prostitution — for a second time.

Suffolk County police said they picked up Alison Carey, 43, after she solicited an undercover cop at the West Shore Marina in Huntington, Long Island, on June 13.

"She offered to engage in sexual conduct for $250 in cash," a police source said.

Explaining the long lag time between Carey's arrest and the public release of her family ties, another source said, "We don't ask for the family tree when someone is put under arrest for prostitution."
It was Alison's second prostitution arrest.

She was previously busted in April at her Huntington home, police said. She pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was fined $200 on June 2.

Eleven days later, she was back on the streets, police said. The new charge carries a maximum of three months in jail.

Alison Carey has been out of tune with her family for years. She has claimed in interviews that she started turning tricks as a teenager, and that her work paid for limos that took her younger sister to her early gigs.

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