One Girlie Galore Blind Vice -- Ted Casablanca 7/3 - Page 2

ang · July 5th, 2006, 12:02 PM

I recall a blind item from Ted from last summer w/ a person named Slurpa in it & I believe it was supposedly Paris. It had something to do w/ several people being in a limo & her going down on one of the guys in the limo in front of everyone. I'm gonna have to go find it.

Bellatheball · July 5th, 2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by southernbelle

for some reason my first thought was Shakira.. i think bc of the butt shaking clue and the beady eyes

That's my thinking too.

reptilian · July 5th, 2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

That's my thinking too.

Shakira popped into my head for a second too, but I highly doubt it's her. She's engaged to an Argentinian who's the son of some (former?) dictator. She caught a lot of slack from the people of Colombia for it, and a lot of people actually turned against her. It just seems higly unlkely she'd be in such an extreme and controversial relationship if it were all just a guise.

Alphachimp · July 5th, 2006, 07:39 PM

I think it's Paris with the beady eye reference... i.e...'wonky'

It could be Lindsay, but I think Paris is more of an exhibitionist and would continue doing her thing even after someone walked in on her-

Tater Tot · July 10th, 2006, 11:10 PM

This is SO Linsday. Besides the fact that this story is almost exactly the same as a previous story about Linsday being walked in on in a bathroom stall, the mailbag even further proves it. Linsday just bought a condo in an exclusive L.A. high rise building. Paris owns a house. Also, Lindsay is the one who is more obviously bulimic, not Paris. While it wouldn't surprise me if Paris did this, this one is so obviously Lindsay. Why don't more people see it?

Dear Ted:
I have a guess for Slurpa: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Think she just might have a nasty side.
Terri

Dear Grungy Guesser:
Yes, thanks to the Tara Reid-tainted Carson Daly, she does. Slurpa ain't J.L.H., though. Way more famous, sweetie. Now, just go eat about 12 Twinkies, puke them all over the tabloids in your high-rise bathroom, and you just might see the so sad light!

Goose · July 11th, 2006, 01:01 PM

Another Update from today's column:

Dear Ted:
The only person who seems "loose enuf" to be Slurpa Pop-Off from One Girlie Galore Blind Vice is Tara Reid. Possible?
Linda
Reno, Nevada

Dear Det. Dame-Damner:
Hey, I like Tara just fine. Think how many fewer True Hollywood Stories we'd have without rebel messes like her! Ain't T.R., by the by. Think infinitely more put together (even though nobody seems to know it).

I'm going with the majority too and saying Paris. With all of her comments of late regarding giving up sex, blah, blah, blah...damage control?

Bellatheball · July 12th, 2006, 01:26 AM

If it were LL, wouldn't he just do another blind item about Morgan Mayhem? He doesn't usually change their names, does he?

Raspberry gashes · July 12th, 2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by wakeupinBOSTON

Well, it says beautiful so it isn't Lohan.

Or Paris.
But i still think it could be her.

Tater Tot · July 12th, 2006, 09:46 PM

Neither girls are beautiful, but at least Linsday has some good features. She's just considered ugly because of who she is on the inside and what all the drugs and bulimia has done to her body. But if she were a nice, healthy girl, she could be considered beautiful. Paris, on the other hand, has nothing but weird features: a beak nose, wonk eyes and weird lips. She's completely unattractive. All that being said, i really think this one's Linsday. It was basically spelled out for us with that recent story about her being walked in on in a bathroom stall. Not to mention the high rise and bulimia. It's Linsday! Has anyone written Ted and asked him to confirm or deny Lindsay or Paris?

gumy · August 2nd, 2006, 12:29 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker has beady eyes,, and SATC was mentioned.

buttmunch · August 2nd, 2006, 05:14 AM

Kirsten Dunst...

AnuMom · August 2nd, 2006, 10:06 AM

In his column yesterday (8/1), Ted stated that Slurpa was not La Lohan in reply to one reader's guess. According to Ted, Slurpa is 'less gifted' by far.

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...06/060801.html

**Tati** · August 3rd, 2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Goose

Another Update from today's column:

Dear Ted:
The only person who seems "loose enuf" to be Slurpa Pop-Off from One Girlie Galore Blind Vice is Tara Reid. Possible?
Linda
Reno, Nevada

Dear Det. Dame-Damner:
Hey, I like Tara just fine. Think how many fewer True Hollywood Stories we'd have without rebel messes like her! Ain't T.R., by the by. Think infinitely more put together (even though nobody seems to know it).

This line makes me think it's Paris. It seems to be implying that the girl's public image is a little rough or wild, but it might just be an act, that she actually has some business sense or something? Ie. she's more "put toghether" than most people realize. Just seems like something I've heard said many times before about Paris, whereas the other party girls seem to just spiral out of control unwittingly.

Miss Scarlet · August 17th, 2006, 11:39 AM

My guess is Heather Graham. Here's why:

"hell-raising heathens" - Heather was in "From Hell"
Sex and the City Reference - Heather had a brief cameo in SATC
"boogie down" - Heather was in "Boogie Nights"
Plus, the girls on the And It Ain't List include Cameron Diaz and Rose McGowan, who are closer in age to Heather Graham than Paris or Lindsay are.