The Legend of Toothy Tile

[WickedHo]

Colin Hanks??

I hate Ted. Lets kill him. Or slap him silly until he tells us who TT is.....

There's gotta be a way to find out where he lives. I'd be willing to stake out his house and approach him in a non-threatening manner!

[sauron]

I just wish ted would talk more about toothy, at least mention him.

[Tati]

Something is making me think of Casey Affleck, for some reason.

[LynnieD]

I just wish ted would talk more about toothy, at least mention him.

Yea, no kidding. Not a peep outta him about TT....and it's driving me nuts. Perhaps he feels that he cannot talk about him, or that too many people may think they 'know' who it is, or whatever. The jerk.

[red wine]

Did anyone ever guess Paul Walker?

ETA: I was thinking it might be hime because of this hint from Ted:
"Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time." That was right around the time of the movie he made with Jessica Alba - Into the Blue. The "splash" could have been a clue to that movie, maybe?

[sauron]

TOOTHY LIVES!!!!!

http://eeverythingentertainment.com/...06/060224.html

Dear Ted:
What has happened to Toothy Tile? He was just so about to get out of the closet, having sex in public places, and then...nothing. Is he working his cute ass off?
Alejandro González Córdoba
Argentina

Dear South of the Borderline:
Yep, and--as I expected--T2 has given in to his adviser's latest pleas to stay undercover. However, I wouldn't write off this one entirely. Give Tooth another year of fake butt hounding, and I think you will see a little breakthrough--or breakdown.

also:

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile's boyfriend Matt Dillon?
Megan
Pennsylvania

Dear T2 Type:
Nope, not that famous. Yet.



after months, he is mentioned.

[LynnieD]

^^^Thanks Sauron!! At least we aren't the only ones who have noticed.
Was starting to think I might have an unhealthy obsession with Toothy...but now, I don't!! Ha!

[princess chitchat]

Have you guys seen the new BI today?!?!?! He talks about how TT has competition with Crisp Lisp, and on the first page of Ted's article he has a pic of Jake G. with the words "competition". OhboyOhboy, Ted has outted TT as much as he ever will!

[LynnieD]

^^You betcha princess!

Sauron posted Ted's latest Blind Item about Crisp Lisp this morning....and now the debate as to who THIS guy is, is on! But as Sauron pointed out, the first page of Ted's column, he practically comes out and says who Toothy is, by using pictures and captions. And it sure as shit looks like our main man Jake....sigh

[pinkdiamondgrl]

This is so juicy I can hardly stand it! Damn I love Ted!!!

[LynnieD]

I want to bitch slap Ted, but love that he finally grew a pair and basically came out and (sort of) gave us a golden nugget about TT.....

Wonder what happened to make him do that?? Do I spend far too much time analyzing all of this?? Nevermind...

[WickedHo]

Why am I such a stubborn bitch? Why can I not believe it? Because Ted says Toothy is GAY, and I don't think Jake is GAY? Sure, I could believe he's bi, but GAY?

You know what'd be a hoot? If Jake Gyllenhaal is a gay, but he's not the gay that Ted says is Toothy Tile? HAH!

[SVZ]

a lot of gay people don't believe in bisexuals, so he could just be saying gay out of that porthole

[WickedHo]

^^You betcha princess!

Sauron posted Ted's latest Blind Item about Crisp Lisp this morning....and now the debate as to who THIS guy is, is on! But as Sauron pointed out, the first page of Ted's column, he practically comes out and says who Toothy is, by using pictures and captions. And it sure as shit looks like our main man Jake....sigh

Did I miss something? The only Jake photo I saw was a still from Brokeback Mountain, which is to be expected, since Ted talks about BM in the column. And I didn't see his name mentioned even once in the gossip section.

I dunno... Maybe all y'all Ted-followers are more clued-in than I am??

[LynnieD]

^^I'm not sure exactly what you saw, but Ted's column, the day that he introduced 'Crisp Lisp', on his FIRST PAGE (the opening page--the page that you click on to get to The Awful Truth--hard to explain) had a small pic of Jake and under it said 'Challenged?'...and one would lead one to believe that when he spoke of TT being 'challenged for the most closeted male' or whatever he says as TT being Jake--because he does NOT mention JAke at ALL in his column that day......
Does that make any sense at all????????? GOD I HATE TED..