The Legend of Toothy Tile - Page 81

LynnieD · October 15th, 2009, 01:09 PM

Dear Ted:
You have a very clever, charming way about you. I'm new to your articles, so you may have addressed this: I read what you wrote other day about Austin Nichols and Sofia Bush. You made a lot of references to Jake Gyllenhaal throughout the article. Certain words and phrases made it seem like there is something going on between J.G and A.N. Have they ever been in a Blind Vice, possibly together?
—DDSunshine

Dear New and Virginal:
Whatever about my wording made you suspicious? Jake has not only been a B.V., he's a superstar, darling!

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SweetPea · October 15th, 2009, 01:14 PM

Superstar = Toothy

Coffeelover · October 17th, 2009, 08:31 AM

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Dear Ted:
I demand that you give me a straight answer. If you could pick the top three husbands in Hollywood...for being good husbands, fathers and all-around good guys (and not fakes)...who would they be? Thanks hon!
—Sandy
Dear Sugar Daddys:
Hanks, Smith and Gyllenhaal (to Reese's kids, of course; don't coffee-klatch fams count, too?).

What do you make of this? Is he notting Jake? If he is Toothy, wouldn't that make him a huge fake?

Sarzy · October 17th, 2009, 12:50 PM

^ That whole answer is a bit odd as he included Will Smith in it too... he might as well have thrown in Tom Cruise and be done with it!!

LynnieD · October 17th, 2009, 01:32 PM

Yea, that whole bit is weird. Will Smith?? And Reece and Jake aren't even freaking married....

gilda6 · October 19th, 2009, 09:03 PM

Chris is not rumored to be gay - he just is gay. I wrote about this in earlier posts - but I went to Stanford with Reese who was known as Laura then. She was dating Chris and was devastated when she found him at a hollywood party getting a blow job from another guy. She continued to date him for her image cuz she was breaking into movies. No doubt she is doing the same thing now. I have a friend who is still good friends with her - there is absolutely no truth to Ryan being bi. Ryan just got sick of her demanding, condescending treatment of him. And she made him out to be the bad guy.

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Originally Posted by girljaded

What I did not know Chris O'Donnell was rumored to be gay. I used to have the biggest crush on him so of course he's gay that is my m.o..

Him and LL must get along fabulously. But I have heard some things about Ryan being bi as well. Shit it seems that sexuality is so fluid in Hollywood that it is hard to pin down anyone.

sparkly · October 20th, 2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffeelover

What do you make of this? Is he notting Jake? If he is Toothy, wouldn't that make him a huge fake?

It's very funny that Ted mentioned Will Smith, Tom Hanks and Jake Gyllenhaal. A lot of people believe Jake is Toothy and Will is gay, so if it's true then it must mean that Hanks is leading a double life as well. There was a blind floating around awhile ago about a married man that frequently used prostitutes and was nothing at all like his image portrayed him to be. I wonder if that one is about him.

Laxmobster · October 20th, 2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by gilda6

I have a friend who is still good friends with her - there is absolutely no truth to Ryan being bi. Ryan just got sick of her demanding, condescending treatment of him. And she made him out to be the bad guy.

This is exactly how I picture her and the demise of their marriage...nevermind Abbie Cornish!

AliceInWonderland · October 20th, 2009, 06:45 PM

ryan isn't bi?!!!!

too bad, he's such a cutie, Sebastian Valmont FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knuckles mcfreshy · October 23rd, 2009, 10:35 AM

This is an interesting tidbit from POPBITCH 10/22 along the Toothy Tile lines...

This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cosy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn't blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour's boy-toy, however, doesn't like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well.

Smells like Reese and Jakey-Poo

AliceInWonderland · October 23rd, 2009, 07:18 PM

^ lol i can relate to that boy-toy

LynnieD · November 6th, 2009, 12:20 PM

The hunt's been on for as long as Angelina Jolie's been working men—and women. Closeted quasi-hunky movie star Toothy Tile has legions of folks wondering who he is, and he's become our biggest Blind Vice superstar.

While Toothy's busy—chatting up fellow not-out gay stars or apparently trying to go straight—we're gonna help the guessing game along. In more of a, uh, back-door kinda way.

See, we're going to tell you fab detectives who Toothy isn't!

Behold our People Who Are Not Toothy Tile gallery! We'll start updating this more often so you sexy sniffers can see the fellas who most definitely are not the erstwhile closeted T.T. And keep the guesses coming!

Click on the link for a slide show!
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levitt · November 7th, 2009, 01:09 PM

^ Love how he uses the term 'Blind Vice superstar' after he referred to Gylenhaal as a 'superstar' earlier. Hmm hmm hmm.

Dallas_Munro · November 7th, 2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

This latest tidbit definitely points the arrow back at Jake. The girlfriend comments (you can totally see Reece being a freak/obsessed bitch) and the 'abs' thing.....

I know!!!

So... today I'm gonna agree that Toothy is indeed Jake. But I may disagree in the future. Cuz I'm like that. *hair toss*

LynnieD · November 8th, 2009, 06:32 PM

Dear Ted:
Who's going to be People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive this year? Toothy Tile? Has he ever held that title?
—Mackenzie

Dear Sexy Toothy:
No, Toothy hasn't won that coveted title, but he could be a contender.

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