The Legend of Toothy Tile

**LynnieD** · November 18th, 2008, 12:04 PM

Not that he says anything, but it's still worth posting, from Ted today:

Dear Ted:
Adore your column, retina-burning yellow and all. I've never written before, but finally now have a little stack of issues to address: First, Toothy Tile. Everyone knows who he is. Why are your lawyers making you stay so coy about it? You'd have a pretty damned strong defense in a libel/slander suit (you know, what with you telling the truth and all). Second, I'm really sorry about Prop 8. My mom is gay and although we don't live in California, she took it pretty hard. We'll get there eventually. You're a great role model and I hope you keep fighting the good fight. And third, I caught the Madonna concert in Denver this week. Good show, despite being 90 minutes late for no apparent reason. But I had to tell you—she had no fake accent. She sounded all American to me and my girlfriends. Interesting for her to dump the Brit husband, address and accent all at once, no?
—J-Dub

Dear Get It Off Your Chest:
Since M has rid herself of anything London, what’s she gonna pick up while with A-Rod? Let’s hope she doesn’t try baseball with the same chutzpah she did acting. And thanks for the kudos, babe!

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**january** · November 19th, 2008, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by gilda6

Just to clarify Reese's first became a beard in the mid 90's. I went to Stanford with her and she found her then boyfriend getting a blowjob from another guy in a hollywood night club. She was devasted but stayed with him because she was just trying to get into acting. Her famous boyfriend was huge in the 90's. Now he is "happily" married and has 5 kids. She was a nightmare back then. Very cruel and condescending. She had only been in "Man on the Moon" but she acted like such a diva. Regardless, she cared so much about her image then I have no doubt that she is doing the same thing now.

Wow, thanks for the gossip! Chris seems so clean-cut and innocent, but nothing surprises me anymore. I've never bought into Reese's act, she has always seemed like a huge bitch. Evidently she also had huge problems working with Vince Vaughn on their new movie because she was so controlling.

DitaPage* · November 19th, 2008, 01:37 AM

I guess Ted has no plans to tell us. Alot of people have said Jake, right? We're never getting a 'Yes' because his arse will get sued to kingdom come.

**AliceInWonderland** · November 24th, 2008, 01:07 PM

awesome Gilda! thnx for the info. so just to confirm what i already knew; EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD IS GAY GAY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Dallas_Munro** · November 24th, 2008, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by JaneSoda

Ted bitches again about Jake and Reese's "ridiculous" relationship in the current Truth, Lies & Ted video (Nov 6).

Also in the 11/7 Bitch-Back, he acknowledges giving lots of hints in the "Dreaming of Jake" Bitch-Back:

I have just had a revelation.

I don't believe the constant talk about Jake and Reese is any indication that Jake is Toothy Tile. Let us suppose that there was no such thing as a Toothy Tile. Let us pretend that Ted never, ever made up a blind item about anyone named Toothy Tile. Wouldn't Ted still be writing about the fake Jake & Reese romance? I think so. Because the fake Jake & Reese romance is BIG GOSSIP and we'd all still be snarking away, irregardless* of Toothy Tile's shenanigans.

My point: All this talk about the fake Jake & Reese romance doesn't prove that Toothy is Jake. We'd be talking about Jake & Reese even if we'd never even heard of Toothy Tile.

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**AliceInWonderland** · November 24th, 2008, 04:28 PM

hater ^

**JaneSoda** · November 24th, 2008, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dallas_Munro

My point: All this talk about the fake Jake & Reese romance doesn't prove that Toothy is Jake. We'd be talking about Jake & Reese even if we'd never even heard of Toothy Tile.

It's not just that he bitches about them, it's the way he does, it's the timing of when he gives them crap e.g. leading up to the Shafterella blind, the particular hints in the q & a, etc. There are tons of fake couples in Hollywood but he reserves a particular brand of irritation for them. E.g. the recent video where he said we shouldn't be pissed at Jake for whatever his college buddies were bitching about, but for his "ridiculous" relationship. It's pretty clear he's always hinting at something more, not just that the relationship is fake. And you'll note the second thing from me in what you quoted is that he acknowledged giving hints, not just about him bitching again.

The recent bitching seemed to have been leading up to the Shafterella blind. Again it's not just that he was saying stuff, but how. There was this tone like he was leading up to something, something juicy, then apart from the blind there were no posts on Reese.

You could argue he's playing with us. But it's a huge leap to say it's no indication at all, given the constant hinting tone.