The Legend of Toothy Tile

[WickedHo]

*smacking Wiked Ho's ass and coloring her confounded**

Thanks! I needed that!

[LynnieD]

^^Anytime!! Always up for a good ass smacking!

[WickedHo]

This was in another thread-- Thanks, LynnieD!-- but I thought I'd copy it here, just so we'll have a continuation of The Legend...

Two To-the-Limit Blind Vices

Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle-Pop really should start dating.
I mean, it would be a fake get-together, but how many real ones are left in this town? Like Jude Law and Sienna Miller are going to last. Like they got back together because they just feel so right for each other, in the end--current flicks to sell be damned!
So, Toothy and Petunia are pushing the upchuck-and-saliva-covered envelope like you would not believe. Or maybe you would?
Ladies first. Movie-stah Toothy--who's been playing with whether or not to come out the closet for so long now, readers think I'm just makin' this sitch up (I'm not)--recently did a chat show for his latest pic, Casablanca Cuckold. You'll never guess what a network worker bee caught him doing in the privacy of his dressing room before taping...

And It Ain't:

No, not fornicating (you dirty busybodies), just tonguing his b-f, that's all. And this little love licking spread through the studio faster than a pink-slip distribution list at ABC!
Causing far fewer but much more horrified mouths to gasp at an L.A. recording studio was Petunia's smelly wake. After barging into the classy operation with her screeching wheels, P2 headed straight for the bathroom, which had been oh so thoughtfully set up with scented candles and tasteful towels and such.
After 15 minutes of locking herself in the loo, Petunia emerged, leaving the bathroom looking like something out of Martha Stewart's nightmares. And guess what was left smack in the middle of the restroom--with one tiny towel placed in the middle?
It was a reeking, warm pile of human discard. Puke. All over the floor.
Jeez, whose wake is stinkier these days, drugged-out Pet's or duded-out Tooth's?

[muchlove]

For that last item^.... like I just said in the other thread, what movie would the actor be promoting that's similar to Casablanca Cuckold? Something with an infidelity theme? I thought of Clive Owen and Derailed, but he's too old and married and stuff.

[SVZ]

brokeback mountain? bareback mountain? gay porn? jake? gyllenhaal? homosexual? candy? yes!

[LynnieD]

As much as I firmly believe Toothy is Jake, the website Oh No They Didn't is thinking differently, and posted part of an article/interview that Jake did recently. This doesn't really change my mind, but I guess he could be telling the truth...or not.. Here it is:

The death of Toothy Tile 10:25AM / 17.11.2005


Well, the death of the rumor that it's Jake Gyllenhall.
The claim around Toothy Tile has been that he's involved in a relationship with a man and at some point, wants to come out publicly.

But the following was written about Jake Gyllenhall in a recent interview :
"If you believe the rumors in the blogosphere, Gyllenhaal might be looking for his own gay identity. In the month before I met him, two seemingly conflicting rumors circulated. The first claimed that Gyllenhaal gave way to a body double for Brokeback Mountain's nude scenes. The second said that he is bisexual and looking for an opportunity to come out.

Gyllenhaal flatly denies using a body double. As for his sexual orientation, he says this: "You know, it's flattering when there's a rumor that says I'm bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles. I'm open to whatever people want to call me. I've never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I would be afraid of it if it happened." "
Source: Details magazine, transcript here.

Whether this lays the rumors to rest or not I can't say.
But it seems to me given his openess about talking about himself, he may have denied being bisexual, but why say explicitly that you aren't attracted to men unless you are being very clear that you aren't.
So Toothy Tile is dead.
Or at least Jake as T.T. We'll have to focus on someone else maybe?
Though the blind item clues sound like Jake A LOT.
So who knows?
Long live Toothy Tile.

[stardust]

I never thought it was Jake-babe, until I saw those pictures of him and other dude going to the movies. that dude looked very gay and the way they were walking, far away from each other, was just too akward and as if you want to hide something.

but then again, there weren't many clues that it was Jake. basically just the age and the fact that ted never said it wasn't him. but he said other stuff like Toothy's hometown and it wasn't Jake's.

by the way, I'm not american, so where's orange county? which state?

[LynnieD]

^^^It's in California. ^^^

[stardust]

ok, I ran my eyes throughout the people listed in imdb that were born in 1979 (same year as Adam Broddy) and I came up with these candidates:

Jesse Bradford -looks like Broody as well (as Ted said Toothy does), but was born in Connecticut, which if the Orange County mentioned is in California, don't match up.

Chris Klein - always gave me the gay vibe and we all know katie holmes is a gay magnetic already. but was born in illionois.

yeah... not that much... we can look into 1978 and 1980 as well, because depending the date, when Ted wrote the blind vice, they would have the same age.

BUT, remember when Ted said that the Jared Leto and the Matt Damon guess were close ones? well, Jake Gyllenhaal DID a movie with Leto... this one. and Damon did "confessions of dangerous mind" with Jake sister Maggie. oh man.... he keeps popping up!

[muchlove]

Jake is from Los Angeles as far as I know, which is below Orange County, as far as I know. Which is what that one item said. So it would fit with Jake.

[LynnieD]

Regardless of that Details interview, I still think it's Jake. There isn't another guy that all of the pieces fit like w/Jake....

[SVZ]

plus, he just smells gay. whenever i open one of his pics, my room just fills with armpit smells. it's gross

[LynnieD]

^^Bet your room smells pretty BAD SVZ!^^^ Thats funny!

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

plus, he just smells gay. whenever i open one of his pics, my room just fills with armpit smells. it's gross

...gay boys smell like armpits?

[mm2467]

How does the details article dispell the rumor?

Sounded more like to me that he was on the fence about the whole gay and bisexual thing