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    I was going to say Tobey Maguire but he was among the first notted.

    If McConaughey hasn't been notted, I do think he fits.

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    Toothy Tile is from Los Angeles.

    McConnoHEY is NOT from LA.

    If Toothy has a baby with his significant other, it could be unknown by the general public.

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    So wait, it's not Jake? After 2 years of people assuming it's him. Why does this Ted guy have it in for him?

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    Cole Hauser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deester View Post
    Toothy Tile is from Los Angeles.

    McConnoHEY is NOT from LA.

    If Toothy has a baby with his significant other, it could be unknown by the general public.
    If it's not known to the public then it would be a pointless clue. I think it must be a guy who has a baby everyone knows about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by politesse View Post
    So wait, it's not Jake? After 2 years of people assuming it's him. Why does this Ted guy have it in for him?
    IDK, but Ted sometimes takes things very personally and then gets on those people in his column. Maybe Jake snubbed him in some ways so he's had column after column insinuating that it's Jake when now it apparently isn't. Ted is a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete View Post
    updates from The Awful Truth:


    August 26, 2008

    Dear Ted:
    Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
    —Tom, Mt. Laurel

    Dear Gay Shooter:
    Yes.
    Nobody has to know. Why couldn't it be still be Jake and his sister is the surrogate and his lover is Peter Sarsgaard?
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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    After reading through the Toothy Tile archive yet again, I'm beginning to think it's not Matthew McConaughey after all. However, why does everyone think Toothy was born in LA? This is from one of the guesses about Toothy when asked if he was from Texas:

    "Nope, but you're also directly below, geographically speaking where T.T. was born and currently resides. (Sept. 8,2005)

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    ^^^I think that the person who asked the question was in San Diego or somewhere. I can't remember now. Anyway, that's where the LA part came in.

    Edited to add: Just checked and the person was in Orange County. Hence, being "directly below" LA.
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    Is there a page to see all of the Toothy Tile clues all together? That would make this so much easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchlove View Post
    Someone on Oh No They Didn't! made a list just like this, but it includes all the "Dear Ted"s with, I guess, the people it ain't. So here are the people that other's guessed and who Ted said it isn't:

    Tobey Maguire
    Keanu Reeves
    Jamie Foxx
    Orlando Bloom
    Ben Affleck (Ted says: "very close to the real semi-randy one--just think better hair (all his own) and a tad less brawn.")
    Mark Wahlberg
    Leonardo DiCaprio
    Matt Damon (Ted says: "very close.... Deliciously so.")
    Michael Vartan (Ted says: "Think less established and far less sure of himself.")
    Vin Diesel
    Elijah Wood
    Will Smith
    Val Kilmer
    Justin Timberlake
    Tom Cruise (Ted says: "much more of an up-and-comer in the movie-idol biz.")
    Hayden Christensen (Ted says: "H.C. is not the correct homo rising star. But... I must tell you, you are by far the closest gay snoop to date") (!)
    James Franco
    Christian Bale (Ted says: "Too manly. Much.")
    Jared Leto (Ted says: "a great (and close) guess")
    Julian McMahon
    Ben McKenzie
    Josh Lucas
    Josh Duhamel
    Adam Brody (Ted says no, but "right age and looks")
    Ryan Cabrera (guesser is from Orange County, and Ted says: "you're... directly below, geographically speaking, where Mr. T.T. was born and now resides.")
    Clay Aiken
    Topher Grace
    Sean William Scott
    Johnny Depp
    Johnny Knoxville
    Seth Green
    Brandon Davis
    Josh Hartnett
    Joaquin Phoenix
    Scott Speedman
    Rob Thomas


    I wonder what he means when he says a guess is "close"? Gotta love that hint about Hayden Christensen, though.
    This list is from 2005.

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    Several people on Oh No They Didn't! say that they've written in and guessed Jake, and that he never responds. So that might be the biggest clue of all!
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    Dear Ted:
    Honey, pull back on the Madonna ass kissing. She never was and never will be Cher!
    Mike, a true fag

    Dear Genuine Fruit:
    What, so I'm imitation fagola? There's room for at least three gay icons in my book, just as long as we include Jake Gyllenhaal, 'kay? (For that spittle love scene alone!)
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    ^^Thanks, SweetPea! Outstanding compilation!

    So now I don't even remotely think it's Jake G. cuz Jake G. doesn't have a kid. Arrrgh! A pox upon thee, Ted!!! *shakes fist*
    Bringin' up old shit since 1998.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dallas_Munro View Post
    ..Jake G. doesn't have a kid.
    ...that we know about.

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    I hate Ted
    Fabulous!

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    I like Ted. He's funny, and fabulous. And unlike some other gossipers, I don't think Ted's blind items are made up. They may be exaggerated for effect, but not wholly fabricated. He's someone who knows these people.

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